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[signal echoing]

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[typewriter clattering]

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[ticking]

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[on radio]<i> Last week Flash Gordon</i>
<i>defended the witch queen Azura</i>

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<i>from the attack of the Death Squadron.</i>

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<i>Paul, having proclaimed himself
King of Blue Magic Land,</i>

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<i>offers Tom the Hawkman
the command of the army...</i>

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[static buzzes]

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[signal echoing]

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[dog barks]

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[sniffing]

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[signal echoing]

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[whimpers]

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[barking]

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Go on, then, Paul. Don't be long.

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[signal echoing]

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[barking]

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Paul?

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Paul?

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Paul.

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[girl shrieks]

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[gears clanking]

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[grunts]

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[sputters]

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["Another Girl Another Planet" playing]

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<i>♪ I always flirt with death ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I look ill but I don't care about it ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I can face your threats ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And stand up straight and tall
And shout about it ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I think I'm on another world
With you... ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm on another planet with you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Space travel's in my blood ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There ain't nothin' I can do about it ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Long journeys wear me out ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But I know I can't live without it ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I know I think I'm on
Another world with you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm on another planet with you... ♪</i>

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I love it here.

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You know? It feels so...

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-Right.
-Yeah.

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We're 5,339 miles from home,
and yet somehow I feel like we belong.

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I know what you mean.
I know what you mean.

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I think this is probably the most fun
I have ever had, you know?

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I'm so glad we came, Clive.

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Clive?

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-May I?
-Be my guest.

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I was over there on my own.

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That there is a Black Vampire.

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-[blade zings]
-Watch out. She bites.

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-How much?
-$1,349.99.

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-Aren't you gonna get it?
-[speaks alien language]

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Fair enough.

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I can't believe we're gonna meet
Adam Shadowchild.

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I know. He's, like,
the coolest man in the world.

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Thank you.

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Come forth. Welcome, my friends.

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I just wanted to say that
the<i> Planet Fall</i> trilogy

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has been a huge influence on me
and my work,

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and Sebastian Rico
is a wonderful protagonist.

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Don't tell me. You're a writer.

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-I am. Yeah.
-Well, good.

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He actually won a Nebulon Award in 1992.

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-I'm working on a follow-up.
-Oh. Well, I'd love to see that.

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-Oh, not today.
- t's right here.

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No. It's a legal thing.
I'm sure it's... I'm sure it's good.

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That is a wonderful cover. Three tits.

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Awesome.

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-That was Graeme. My illustrator.
-I'm an artist.

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-Move along, please, guys.
-Yes.

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No, no. I...

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Thank you.

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-[Adam] Have you bought a book?
-No.

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Then fuck off.

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Let's get a picture of you, me and Adam.

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-OK, ready?
-Ready.

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Whah!

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<i>♪ Just the two of us
We can make it if we try ♪</i>

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[Graeme] Yes.

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<i>♪ Just the two of us... ♪</i>

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Yes.

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-Is that the RV place?
-Yes.

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And there's definitely two single beds?

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Because there's been a bit of a mix-up
at the hotel.

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OK. Excellent. Thank you very much.

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And have a nice day to you as well.

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-Is it here?
-It's in the car park.

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I think you mean the parking lot.

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[Western twang] I sure do.

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[laughs] That's my American voice.

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[sighs]

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It's amazing, isn't it?
We're actually here. America. Huh?

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How long have we dreamt about this?

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-Since we were kids.
-Yeah.

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Now look at us. Grown men.

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-[doorbell buzzes]
-[both] Pizza!

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-Hi.
-Hiya.

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-Good evening, sir.
-Come on in.

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Uh, where can I set these down?

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-You can put it on the bed, or uh...
-You guys on honeymoon?

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-[both laugh]
-No.

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-No. No, it's all...
-No, silly. We're just friends.

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We had a mix-up.
The reservations were messed up.

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Pop it on the table here.
Let me clear all that.

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-Ah, goin' on a road trip, huh?
-Yeah.

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Well, you know, what better way
to follow Comic-Con

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than a tour of America's
most famous UFO hot spots?

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Huh?

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You know, we're gonna...
Area 51 and the Black Mailbox in Nevada.

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Then down to Camp Verde,
then to Apache Junction,

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and on down to Roswell, New Mexico,

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for the site of the famous crash of '47.

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-Everybody knows that.
-Stop it.

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It's an alleged site at this point.

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Why would they admit there was a crash
if the crash happened somewhere else?

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-Let's just agree to disagree.
-Agree to disagree. Again.

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-That's what we always say at the end.
-[chuckles]

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Do you believe in aliens?

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What do you mean, aliens?

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[sputters]

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-I'll sign the check, shall I?
-I'll get rid of the map.

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-Get that out of your way.
-Pizza grease on a map is the worst thing.

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Thank you.

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-Have a nice honeymoon.
-Oh, thank you.

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[both grunting]

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That one.

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Ow!

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[both mock grunting]

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-[Clive] Oh.
-Uh! People!

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[thunderclap]

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[Graeme] Smile.

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"Watch the skies" or "Alien on board"?

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Alien, yeah? "Alien on board," please.

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OK, if you're sure.

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So, how was Comic-Con?

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We met Adam Shadowchild.

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Who the hell is Adam Shadowchild?

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Oh, he wrote<i> The Venusian Pangenesis.</i>

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I didn't read that one.

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<i>Jenny Starpepper And The Great Brass Hen?</i>

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-No.
<i>-The Robot's Mistress?</i>

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-I like romances.
-That's kind of a romance.

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-Between a woman and a machine?
-Uh, yeah.

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-I hear that!
-[all chuckle]

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So, you fellas set,
or can I get you somethin' else?

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I think I would like a refill of coffee,
please, Pat.

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All right, then. How about you, pumpkin?

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Uh, could I have an ET Malt, please?

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Mmm! You want that with a sparkler?

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-Yeah.
-Uh... [chuckles]

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I will take that as a yes.

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I think I might do a toilet.

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[chuckles] Very funny.

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[man] He's sittin' right there
on top of that bull.

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-I love this joke.
-And he goes, "Cu-cu-cu-cut her loose!"

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-[both laugh]
-[laughs]

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[Graeme continues laughing]

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What?

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-I don't know you.
-Ooh. So, comics.

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[man #2] What was that about?

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How you think that makes me feel?

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Be rude to me.

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Hmm.

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Mm-hm.

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Ooh. Eggy.

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An alien just sicked up in my palms.

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-Clive, um...
-What?

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-[Clive laughs] Hey, I'm joking.
-No, stop it.

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They've got a soap dispenser shaped
like an alien's head. It's brilliant!

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-What?
-[Pat] Here it comes!

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[imitating rocket roar]

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[laughs] What in...?

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Hey, fellas. How you doin' today?

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What is this, some kinda gay bar?

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No. Just a place where
you can get a bite to eat

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and maybe share a close encounter.

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Yep, sounds like a gay bar.

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[laughs] Oh, no. We're just friends.

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[ Pat ] So, you guys look like
you could do with a couple beers.

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-[man #2] You go do that.
-[man] All right, you do that.

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-Yes. I'll get this.
-[slurping]

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-I'll get this.
-Just leave it. Leave it.

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Thank you very much.

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[bell dings]

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-What are you doin'?
-[Graeme clears throat]

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-Don't you put those queer eyes on me.
-No, I forgot the sticker.

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-What took you so long?
-I was putting the sticker on.

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Oh, they were an odd pair, weren't they?

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Yeah. Definitely not my kind of people.

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Yeah, well, I doubt very much
we'll be seeing them again.

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Yeah.

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[crash, metal objects clattering]

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-That wasn't their truck, was it?
-No.

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-Should I go and have a look?
-No!

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The Black Mailbox.

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[Clive] Wow. That's probably
the coolest thing I've ever seen.

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Do you remember when we Googled it
on your mum's computer,

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and the phone rang
and you thought it was the FBI?

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I didn't really think it was the FBI.

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-You started crying.
-I had jet lag.

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We'd only been to Brussels.

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-Go stand next to it.
-Yeah.

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Smile.

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Good. Imagine if we got buzzed by a craft.

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That would be amazing, wouldn't it?
[chuckles]

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Smile.

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What would you do if they actually landed?

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Well, I mean, first contact
is a big responsibility, isn't it?

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They come in peace, we go to pieces?

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-Nuh-uh. That's not how I roll.
-No.

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[tyres screeching, horn honking]

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What is that?

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Do you think that's those men?

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No.

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-We've seen enough of this.
-Let's just...

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-Let's go.
-Go, go, go, go.

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[horn honks]

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-They're gaining.
-This is like<i> Deliverance.</i>

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They're gonna rape us and break our arms.

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I don't want my arms broken!

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-I need the toilet.
-You've just been.

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- You know I've got a child's bladder.
-[horn honking]

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Don't let them go past!

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What do you want me to do? Ram them?

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-What about the deposit?
-[horn honking]

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It's not them! It's not them.
It's not them.

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-Oh, my God.
-[both laugh]

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-That was awful.
-I was terrified.

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[both scream]

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[brakes squealing]

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[gasps]

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[exhales]

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[metal objects clinking]

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[doors open and close]

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[coughing]

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[footsteps]

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[coughing continues]

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[murmurs]

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[Graeme] Hello?

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-Maybe you should call for help.
-Yeah.

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[cell phone beeping]

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It's ringing.

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[deep voice] I wouldn't do that
if I were you.

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Put... the phone... down.

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[laughs]

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Oh, fuck me. What have you done to him?!

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I didn't do anything to him. He fainted.

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Yeah, but you... you made him faint.

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Yes, but it's not like
I set my phaser to "Faint".

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-You've got a phaser?!
-No, I don't. Look!

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Listen. Hey. I really need your help.

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OK? Can we get this guy
back onto your wagon?

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[stammering]

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Are you an alien?

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To you, I am. Yes.

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Are you gonna probe us?

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Why does everyone always assume that?
What am I doing? Am I harvesting farts?

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How much can I learn from an ass?!

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[stammering] What?

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I'm sorry. What's your name?

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It's Graeme Willy.

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And what's his name?

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That's the writer Clive Gollings.

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OK, cool. I'm Paul.

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Paul?

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Yeah. It's a nickname that stuck.

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My ship crashed on a dog.
It doesn't matter.

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Look, can we get the writer Clive Gollings
back on the RV

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and get the hell outta here, please?

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I can't... It's--

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I'm in a hell of a pickle,

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and if you don't help me,
I could die on this road tonight.

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I dunno, we're on quite a tight schedule.

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Look, man.
Sometimes you just gotta roll the dice.

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What do you say?

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-OK.
-OK. Perfect. Great.

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OK. Help me. Help me grab him. Let's...

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This man's peed his pants.

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Yeah. He's got a child's bladder.

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Oh, fantastic.

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Doesn't this thing go any faster?

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Well, I'm... I'm sorry.
The speed limit's 70, so--

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Screw the speed limit. Actually, no.

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Ooh, yeah. Don't screw it.
That's good thinking.

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OK. Stay inconspicuous. That's good.

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How come I can understand you?

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Are you using some sort
of neural language router?

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Actually, I'm speaking English,
you fucking idiot.

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I'm sorry. You're in shock right now.

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I understand this must be
very weird for you.

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Just act normal and drive north. OK

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Gotta get as much distance as we can
between us and the big guy.

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[spits]

17:32.743 --> 17:34.743
-[radio static]
-[woman]<i> Zoil, what's happening?</i>

17:35.743 --> 17:36.743
[static]

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-He's gone.
-[woman]<i> Shit!</i>

17:39.743 --> 17:41.743
[ Zoil ] Looks like he hitched a ride too.

17:41.743 --> 17:43.743
-[woman] What do you mean?
<i>-Tyre tracks.</i>

17:43.743 --> 17:46.743
-Bastard jacked a native?
<i>-Could be two.</i>

17:46.743 --> 17:48.743
Don't you think this
is all a bit of a coincidence?

17:48.743 --> 17:52.743
-Are you suggesting he knew?
<i>-Little fucker might've phoned home.</i>

17:52.743 --> 17:54.743
[woman] There might even be
a rescue party on the way.

17:54.743 --> 17:57.743
Zoil, we need to break out the big guns.

17:57.743 --> 18:03.743
Do you think that that's wise?
The last thing we need is... a hoo-ha.

18:03.743 --> 18:04.743
[woman] Maybe you're right.

18:04.743 --> 18:08.743
Listen, I got two rookies on
a special mission 75 klicks north of you.

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[woman]<i> I'll have 'em set up a roadblock.</i>

18:10.743 --> 18:13.743
These are just civilians.
Why don't you let me take care of it?

18:13.743 --> 18:14.743
<i>You might need the extra muscle.</i>

18:14.743 --> 18:18.743
<i>Just keep 'em in the dark.
I don't want any loose ends.</i>

18:18.743 --> 18:20.743
These roads can be treacherous at night.

18:22.743 --> 18:26.743
People get in accidents all the time.

18:26.743 --> 18:29.743
[woman] I like your thinking. Get it done.

18:37.743 --> 18:40.743
Heads up. We just got reassigned.

18:40.743 --> 18:43.743
-Nice. What about the sandwich?
-She said we could share it.

18:44.743 --> 18:46.743
-Oh, I love this job.
-Mm-hm.

18:46.743 --> 18:48.743
["Hello It's Me" playing on stereo]
<i>♪ Hello, it's me ♪</i>

18:51.743 --> 18:53.743
<i>♪ I've thought about us
For a long, long time... ♪</i>

18:53.743 --> 18:54.743
[urinating]

18:56.743 --> 18:57.743
[Paul grunts]

18:57.743 --> 19:00.743
<i>♪ Maybe I think too much
But something's wrong... ♪</i>

19:00.743 --> 19:01.743
[Paul groans]

19:02.743 --> 19:03.743
-Oh.
-[toilet flushes]

19:05.743 --> 19:06.743
-[door opens]
-[Paul] I needed that.

19:07.743 --> 19:12.743
<i>♪ Maybe I shouldn't think of you
As mine... ♪</i>

19:13.743 --> 19:15.743
I love pistachios.

19:15.743 --> 19:17.743
I hate when you get a closed one, right?

19:17.743 --> 19:20.743
-[Graeme] I usually just bite them.
-[Paul] No, you don't do that at all.

19:20.743 --> 19:23.743
[Paul] You tap them, If they don't open
on their own, you throw them away.

19:23.743 --> 19:27.743
-No. That's mussels.
-No. Uh, it's pistachios.

19:27.743 --> 19:28.743
[grunting]

19:28.743 --> 19:30.743
-Stop it! What are you doing?!
-Who are you?

19:30.743 --> 19:31.743
[speaks alien language]

19:31.743 --> 19:33.743
-Stop!
-He's OK. He's fine!

19:33.743 --> 19:35.743
He's friendly. His name's Paul.

19:35.743 --> 19:37.743
[gasping, coughing]

19:38.743 --> 19:39.743
Aliens aren't called Paul.

19:39.743 --> 19:43.743
Was that Klingon? You psychotic nerd!

19:43.743 --> 19:45.743
Listen, Paul is from
a small M-class planet

19:45.743 --> 19:48.743
in the northern spiral arm
of the Andromeda Galaxy.

19:48.743 --> 19:50.743
-Thank you.
-He looks too obvious.

19:50.743 --> 19:53.743
There's a reason for that, Clive.

19:53.743 --> 19:56.743
Over the last 60 years the human race
has been drip-fed images of my face

19:56.743 --> 19:59.743
on lunch boxes and T-shirts and shit.

19:59.743 --> 20:02.743
Just in case our species do meet,
you don't have a fucking spaz attack.

20:02.743 --> 20:05.743
-I did not have a spaz attack!
-[Graeme] Don't do it again!

20:05.743 --> 20:08.743
That's my fucking jorph!
Get your fucking fingers out of there!

20:08.743 --> 20:10.743
If I get a jorph infection, you're dead.

20:10.743 --> 20:12.743
-[Graeme] Oh, my God.
-Oh, shit.

20:16.743 --> 20:18.743
Paul.

20:18.743 --> 20:19.743
Paul?

20:20.743 --> 20:22.743
OK. OK, this... This could be it.

20:22.743 --> 20:25.743
-So what are we looking for again?
-I don't know.

20:26.743 --> 20:27.743
[wrapper rustles]

20:29.743 --> 20:31.743
What brings you to the USA?

20:31.743 --> 20:35.743
-We're on holiday.
-We've been to Comic-Con.

20:35.743 --> 20:38.743
Comic-Con? Well, don't tell O'Reilly.
He loves that dweeb shit.

20:39.743 --> 20:40.743
[groans]

20:40.743 --> 20:41.743
You guys know Benny Hill?

20:42.743 --> 20:43.743
-No.
-No.

20:45.743 --> 20:46.743
[O'Reilly] Oh, my God! Look at this!

20:46.743 --> 20:49.743
-What? What?
-Look at this!

20:49.743 --> 20:51.743
These guys have met Adam Shadowchild.

20:51.743 --> 20:54.743
Who the hell's Adam Shadowchild?

20:54.743 --> 20:56.743
He wrote<i> The Jupiter Praxis.</i>

20:56.743 --> 20:57.743
What?

20:57.743 --> 20:59.743
<i>Jenny Starpepper
And The Huge White Gibbon.</i>

21:00.743 --> 21:02.743
-Huh?
<i>-Night of the Moths.</i>

21:02.743 --> 21:05.743
-Are you speaking English?
<i>-Night of the Moths.</i> Brilliant book.

21:05.743 --> 21:07.743
[sputters] What was he like?

21:07.743 --> 21:09.743
He was a bit intense.

21:09.743 --> 21:11.743
-Oh, well, he's an artist.
-Let me see this.

21:11.743 --> 21:13.743
What is this, nerd porn?

21:13.743 --> 21:16.743
-Uh, no, that's Clive's--
-It's my novel.

21:16.743 --> 21:17.743
OK.

21:17.743 --> 21:20.743
Ah! Three tits. That's awesome.

21:20.743 --> 21:22.743
You guys should've given her four tits.

21:23.743 --> 21:24.743
That's just sick.

21:24.743 --> 21:26.743
I was just sayin'.

21:26.743 --> 21:28.743
Hey, do you think this is it?

21:28.743 --> 21:30.743
Doubtful. What else did you find in there?

21:30.743 --> 21:32.743
Not much. Just some pissy jeans.

21:33.743 --> 21:36.743
-Oh, Clive's got a child's--
-Shut up. Shut up.

21:36.743 --> 21:37.743
OK, you guys can go.

21:37.743 --> 21:38.743
Thank you.

21:39.743 --> 21:40.743
May I have my...? Thank you very much.

21:41.743 --> 21:43.743
May I ask what you're searching for?

21:45.743 --> 21:46.743
No.

21:48.743 --> 21:50.743
Thank you. Come on, Graeme.

21:52.743 --> 21:54.743
[chuckles] Way to go, Dirty Harry.

21:54.743 --> 21:55.743
You caught that?

21:55.743 --> 21:58.743
Did I catch it? Oh, my God.
Like a cold I caught it.

22:02.743 --> 22:04.743
I think it's pretty obvious
what happened there, isn't it?

22:05.743 --> 22:06.743
Is it?

22:07.743 --> 22:09.743
The government used some kind of
neurotoxic paint on the Black Mailbox.

22:10.743 --> 22:13.743
Caused us to suffer a shared hallucination
about an alien.

22:13.743 --> 22:14.743
It makes complete sense.

22:14.743 --> 22:16.743
-Wrong!
-[Clive and Graeme scream]

22:16.743 --> 22:18.743
Oh!

22:18.743 --> 22:19.743
[brakes squeal]

22:23.743 --> 22:25.743
[imitating laser blasts]
Your dick is gone. Hmm.

22:25.743 --> 22:26.743
Oh, no.

22:27.743 --> 22:32.743
What? Come on, grow up.
You guys seen my shorts?

22:32.743 --> 22:35.743
How... How did you... How did you do that?
How did you go invisible?

22:36.743 --> 22:38.743
-It's a camouflage response.
-What, like<i> Predator?</i>

22:38.743 --> 22:40.743
Exactly, although I can only do it
while I'm holding my breath.

22:40.743 --> 22:43.743
-But you can do it any time you want.
-[growly voice] Any time.

22:43.743 --> 22:45.743
[laughs] That's just like him.

22:45.743 --> 22:46.743
[imitating Predator]

22:47.743 --> 22:50.743
[Clive grunts]
Am I the only sane person here?

22:50.743 --> 22:52.743
Hey?

22:52.743 --> 22:55.743
It's all right for you, isn't it?
You'll go back to Area 51.

22:55.743 --> 23:00.743
We'll be arrested for harboring a fugitive
and sent to Guantánamo Bay.

23:00.743 --> 23:04.743
Why don't I go make some bagels
and coffee, leave you two alone?

23:05.743 --> 23:07.743
[Paul humming]

23:07.743 --> 23:08.743
What's the matter, Clive?

23:10.743 --> 23:14.743
There is an alien in the kitchenette
making bagels and coffee.

23:14.743 --> 23:16.743
-Did you want tea?
-No, I don't want tea.

23:16.743 --> 23:20.743
Right, because tea is weird in America.
They leave the bag in.

23:20.743 --> 23:23.743
What's weird is the fact that we have
picked up an extra-terrestrial hitchhiker,

23:23.743 --> 23:26.743
and you seem completely fine with it.

23:26.743 --> 23:28.743
♪ Bagels and coffee ♪

23:28.743 --> 23:30.743
Ooh! Marmite.

23:30.743 --> 23:33.743
He said his life's in danger.
He needs our help, you know?

23:34.743 --> 23:37.743
I mean... sometimes
you've just gotta roll the dice.

23:37.743 --> 23:39.743
What if we wake up

23:39.743 --> 23:43.743
and find him inserting a probe
into our anus?

23:44.743 --> 23:46.743
Apparently they don't do that.

23:46.743 --> 23:49.743
Anyone want one of these?

23:49.743 --> 23:51.743
Huh? Anyone?

23:51.743 --> 23:53.743
Anyone? Huh?

24:00.743 --> 24:02.743
...48, 49, 50.

24:02.743 --> 24:05.743
Coming, ready or not, you son of a bitch.

24:10.743 --> 24:11.743
Where's the other one?

24:11.743 --> 24:13.743
I don't know, sir.

24:13.743 --> 24:16.743
Uh... Haggard!

24:17.743 --> 24:18.743
Sorry. We were...

24:20.743 --> 24:21.743
Haggard!

24:21.743 --> 24:22.743
[softly] Fuck.

24:24.743 --> 24:27.743
[laughs] Nice! Uh...

24:27.743 --> 24:30.743
[whispering] Get over here.
It's a guy with a badge.

24:30.743 --> 24:32.743
We were just playing hide-and-seek,
cos we had a lot of time.

24:33.743 --> 24:34.743
[whispering] Hurry up.

24:34.743 --> 24:35.743
I was hiding. [clears throat]

24:35.743 --> 24:37.743
You have any traffic through here?

24:37.743 --> 24:41.743
No. Just a couple of hillbilly types
and two nerds in an RV.

24:42.743 --> 24:43.743
Nerds, huh?

24:43.743 --> 24:46.743
Yes. They were coming from Comic-Con.
They met Adam Shadowchild.

24:46.743 --> 24:48.743
Who the hell's Adam Shadowchild?

24:48.743 --> 24:51.743
Oh, he... He wrote<i> Prison Hulk 441.</i>

24:51.743 --> 24:53.743
OK?
<i>Jenny Starpepper And The Spitting Worm.</i>

24:53.743 --> 24:55.743
-Right?<i> Fluxing Uranus.</i>
-Jesus.

24:55.743 --> 24:56.743
You know you're a grown man, right?

24:58.743 --> 25:00.743
Probably shave,
pay taxes, have pubic hair.

25:01.743 --> 25:02.743
All of those things.

25:03.743 --> 25:04.743
-Did you search that vehicle?
-Yes, sir.

25:04.743 --> 25:05.743
What'd you find?

25:05.743 --> 25:11.743
Uh, nothing much. Just a book with
a green woman with three... titties.

25:11.743 --> 25:14.743
-Titties. Three titties.
-Three tits. That's awesome.

25:14.743 --> 25:18.743
Oh, and some pissy jeans.
Guy pissed himself. I don't know if...

25:18.743 --> 25:20.743
-Close that.
-...he had a pre-existing problem.

25:21.743 --> 25:23.743
Listen to me, Frick and Fuck.

25:23.743 --> 25:26.743
I want everything you can remember about
the pissy nerds. OK? We're leaving.

25:28.743 --> 25:29.743
What about the roadblock, sir?

25:29.743 --> 25:30.743
It didn't work.

25:35.743 --> 25:37.743
[bell dings]

25:46.743 --> 25:48.743
-[horn honking]
- [yelps]

25:49.743 --> 25:51.743
Hey! Reese's Pieces.

25:51.743 --> 25:53.743
Yes! Thank you.

25:56.743 --> 25:57.743
[vehicle approaching]

26:01.743 --> 26:03.743
[police radio chatter]

26:13.743 --> 26:15.743
[buzzing]

26:16.743 --> 26:19.743
[man] Heard there was a commotion
on the road out to Rachel.

26:20.743 --> 26:22.743
[trooper] Funny. I didn't hear about that.

26:22.743 --> 26:25.743
-Must've been the boys out at the base.
-Yeah.

26:25.743 --> 26:27.743
-Hey.
-[gasps] Shh!

26:28.743 --> 26:30.743
-That's a bit much, isn't it?
-What?

26:30.743 --> 26:33.743
-Put it all back.
-What about Paul's Reese's Pieces?

26:33.743 --> 26:34.743
Just hurry up.

26:36.743 --> 26:37.743
[chattering]

26:37.743 --> 26:40.743
-[feet scuffling]
-No, you go right ahead.

26:40.743 --> 26:42.743
Oh. You sure? Thank you.
Thank you, Officer.

26:42.743 --> 26:45.743
-That beast outside yours?
-[both] What?

26:45.743 --> 26:47.743
-[Clive] What do you mean, beast?
-Your RV?

26:48.743 --> 26:49.743
-Oh.
-Oh, the... Yes.

26:49.743 --> 26:51.743
-The RV is ours.
-No. Yes.

26:51.743 --> 26:52.743
Where are you boys from?

26:52.743 --> 26:54.743
[both] England.

26:55.743 --> 26:57.743
I heard about England. No guns.

26:57.743 --> 27:02.743
-Not many.
-No, not really. Just, you know, farmers.

27:03.743 --> 27:05.743
Well, how are police
supposed to shoot anybody?

27:06.743 --> 27:07.743
-[cash register clacking]
-Oh.

27:07.743 --> 27:09.743
-Well, they don't.
-They try not to.

27:14.743 --> 27:17.743
-[cash register rings]
-That's $15.58.

27:17.743 --> 27:21.743
Um, here's 20. Just keep the change.
Keep the change.

27:21.743 --> 27:23.743
Give it to charity or something.

27:23.743 --> 27:24.743
[door buzzing]

27:28.743 --> 27:30.743
[Paul] You did amazing, Graeme!

27:30.743 --> 27:31.743
That cop didn't suspect a thing.

27:31.743 --> 27:35.743
And Clive, you didn't pee your pants.

27:35.743 --> 27:38.743
I don't mean to be a stick in the mud,
but you are asking a lot of us, all right?

27:38.743 --> 27:41.743
We've only just met.
We don't know where we're going or why.

27:41.743 --> 27:44.743
Do you not think we're due an explanation?

27:44.743 --> 27:47.743
Look, the less you guys know the better.

27:47.743 --> 27:49.743
I want you to have plausible deniability.

27:49.743 --> 27:54.743
Let's just say I spent a long time
at that base thinking I was a guest.

27:54.743 --> 27:57.743
Turns out I was a prisoner.

27:57.743 --> 28:01.743
But don't worry. I got it all under...

28:01.743 --> 28:03.743
-[all scream]
-[brakes squeal]

28:08.743 --> 28:10.743
Fuck, that made me jump.

28:10.743 --> 28:12.743
-Poor little thing.
-Nothing you could've done, mate.

28:17.743 --> 28:19.743
What uh... What are you doin'?

28:19.743 --> 28:21.743
[Paul] Just watch.

28:25.743 --> 28:26.743
[grunts]

28:36.743 --> 28:40.743
-[straining]
-[bone cracks]

28:40.743 --> 28:41.743
[chirping]

28:43.743 --> 28:44.743
[both laugh]

28:45.743 --> 28:46.743
It's a miracle.

28:47.743 --> 28:48.743
[groans]

28:49.743 --> 28:52.743
Man, I'm gonna miss these. Mmm!

28:52.743 --> 28:53.743
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm!

28:53.743 --> 28:54.743
Why would you do that?

28:54.743 --> 28:58.743
I'm not gonna eat a dead bird, am I?
[sputters]

28:58.743 --> 28:59.743
["Don't Bring Me Down" playing]

28:59.743 --> 29:02.743
<i>♪ You got me runnin'
Goin' out of my mind ♪</i>

29:02.743 --> 29:03.743
[Paul singing along]

29:03.743 --> 29:06.743
♪ You got me thinkin'
That I'm wasting my time ♪

29:06.743 --> 29:07.743
♪ Don't bring me down... ♪

29:07.743 --> 29:08.743
[Paul] Come on, guys!

29:08.743 --> 29:11.743
11 o'clock. 12 o'clock.
11 o'clock. 12 o'clock.

29:11.743 --> 29:12.743
Come on, it's fun.

29:13.743 --> 29:15.743
If you think about it, it's time travel.

29:15.743 --> 29:18.743
<i>♪ I'll tell you once more
Before I get off the floor ♪</i>

29:18.743 --> 29:20.743
<i>♪ Don't bring me down... ♪</i>

29:20.743 --> 29:21.743
[Paul] 11 o'clock. 12 o'clock.

29:22.743 --> 29:23.743
[Paul] Yes! All right!

29:23.743 --> 29:25.743
♪<i> Don't bring me down ♪</i>

29:26.743 --> 29:27.743
<i>♪ Grüss ♪</i>

29:27.743 --> 29:28.743
<i>♪ Don't bring me down... ♪</i>

29:28.743 --> 29:31.743
-[Paul] Let me see. Let me see.
-[Graeme] No. Just sit still.

29:31.743 --> 29:34.743
You gonna draw me like
one of your French girls, Jack?

29:34.743 --> 29:35.743
[kisses]

29:35.743 --> 29:37.743
I'm joking.

29:37.743 --> 29:40.743
I'm sorry.
Just don't make me look fat, OK?

29:40.743 --> 29:42.743
Earth's gravity adds ten pounds.

29:42.743 --> 29:44.743
Paul, could I ask you a question?

29:44.743 --> 29:45.743
Shoot.

29:45.743 --> 29:49.743
Um, have you ever done that to a person?

29:49.743 --> 29:50.743
Yes. I've eaten many people.

29:51.743 --> 29:53.743
I'm jokin', big guy. Relax.

29:53.743 --> 29:55.743
No, I mean, you know, fixed them?

29:55.743 --> 29:59.743
Oh. No, not a dead person.
Recently dead bird, that's one thing.

29:59.743 --> 30:01.743
Dead person, whole other ball game.

30:01.743 --> 30:03.743
It's actually really dangerous for me.

30:03.743 --> 30:05.743
The damage can actually
bounce back onto me--

30:05.743 --> 30:07.743
[Clive yawns]

30:07.743 --> 30:09.743
Sorry, am I boring you?
Have you heard this one before?

30:09.743 --> 30:11.743
Are you tired, sausage?

30:12.743 --> 30:14.743
Don't call me that in front of him.

30:14.743 --> 30:15.743
Are you tired, though?

30:16.743 --> 30:18.743
Eggy, I'm bushed.

30:18.743 --> 30:20.743
You know what? We're all tired.
[bones crack]

30:20.743 --> 30:22.743
Let's pull over and stop for the night,
huh?

30:22.743 --> 30:23.743
We are fugitives, Paul.

30:24.743 --> 30:27.743
I refuse to just sit around and wait
to get fingered by the Men In Black.

30:28.743 --> 30:30.743
[Paul] Look, we just gotta
find somewhere quiet.

30:30.743 --> 30:32.743
We won't draw attention to ourselves.

30:32.743 --> 30:34.743
[Clive sighs]
But where are we going, Paul?

30:34.743 --> 30:36.743
Oh, you'll know it when you see it.

30:37.743 --> 30:40.743
-[O'Reilly] Two white guys?
-[Trooper] Two strange white guys.

30:40.743 --> 30:41.743
Strange white guys. Got it.

30:42.743 --> 30:44.743
-Order anything weird?
-Chocolate milk.

30:44.743 --> 30:47.743
-Chocolate.
-Chocolate.

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[woman on radio]<i> Zoil. Report.</i>

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We've tracked them
to a gas station in Ely.

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We think he may be traveling in an RV
with two men from England.

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[woman] New England?

30:57.743 --> 30:59.743
[Zoil]<i> Old England.</i>

30:59.743 --> 31:02.743
Creepy. What are they, MI6?

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Negative. Just a couple of nerds
on the lam from Comic-Con.

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<i>Something doesn't feel right.
I think he had help on the inside.</i>

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<i>I want those nerds iced
and that little green prick</i>

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<i>either back in his fishbowl or dead, ASAP.</i>

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[Zoil]<i> I'm closing in, I can feel it.</i>

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[Zoil]<i> In 24 hours he's gonna wish</i>
<i>he never set foot on planet Earth.</i>

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[Graeme] OK, here we are.
This is the place.

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[Paul] Yeah, this looks good. It doesn't
look like anyone's been murdered here.

31:38.743 --> 31:40.743
Awfully quiet.

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Quiet's good, Graeme. Quiet's our friend.

31:46.743 --> 31:47.743
-Hi there.
-[yelps]

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There's a girl outside.

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[inhales]

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Um... OK.

31:53.743 --> 31:55.743
All right, look.

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We're just a couple of regular guys

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on a tour of the less touristy side
of the American Midwest.

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I don't think she heard you.

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-I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you.
-Oh. Sorry.

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Hi. I'm Ruth Buggs.

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Good evening, Ruth.
I am the writer Clive Gollings.

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This is my friend and cohort
Mr Graeme Willy.

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Hi.

32:20.743 --> 32:24.743
Um, have you got room? [chuckles]

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Sure. Yeah. Park in Bay 9.

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It's $25 a night, including hook-ups.

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And I'll need an ID to hold on to.

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OK.

32:36.743 --> 32:37.743
[both chuckle]

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[Clive] There you go. That's my passport.

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Oh. The UK. I love the UK.

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-[Clive] Have you been?
-No.

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You should go.

32:48.743 --> 32:50.743
Oh. OK.

32:50.743 --> 32:52.743
No, no. I meant you should go to London.

32:52.743 --> 32:54.743
[sighs]
There's a lot of places I wanna go.

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[man] Ruth! Ruth, get in here!

32:58.743 --> 33:00.743
Well, I'll be by in the morning
to get your money.

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So, have a pleasant evening now,
won't you?

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-[Clive] Thank you.
-Bye.

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[Graeme] And you. Bye.

33:10.743 --> 33:11.743
She was lovely.

33:12.743 --> 33:14.743
Why don't you just marry her then?

33:16.743 --> 33:17.743
[brakes squeal]

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[Paul] It still works!
That was 30 seconds ago I did it.

33:20.743 --> 33:23.743
[ police radio chatter]

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[man] What took you so long?

33:27.743 --> 33:28.743
I was just talking, Papa.

33:29.743 --> 33:30.743
You talk too much.

33:32.743 --> 33:33.743
Sorry, Papa.

33:36.743 --> 33:39.743
["Dancing In The Moonlight" playing]
<i>♪ Dancin' in the moonlight ♪</i>

33:39.743 --> 33:41.743
<i>♪ Everybody's feelin' warm and right... ♪</i>

33:41.743 --> 33:42.743
Hello.

33:44.743 --> 33:47.743
-You want a cigarette?
-No, thanks. I don't smoke.

33:50.743 --> 33:53.743
-Can I ask you something?
-Yeah, sure.

33:53.743 --> 33:55.743
You and Graeme, are you guys...?

33:55.743 --> 33:56.743
What?

33:56.743 --> 33:59.743
You know. [clicks tongue]

34:02.743 --> 34:05.743
You know. You guys, two guys.

34:07.743 --> 34:08.743
[imitates gagging]

34:11.743 --> 34:12.743
Fuckin' kidding me?

34:15.743 --> 34:18.743
[grunting]

34:18.743 --> 34:19.743
[grunts]

34:19.743 --> 34:21.743
[imitates gagging]

34:22.743 --> 34:24.743
[laughs] What are you...?

34:24.743 --> 34:27.743
[grunting, groaning]

34:27.743 --> 34:29.743
-I don't know what you mean.
-Gay.

34:29.743 --> 34:32.743
No! Why do people keep saying that?

34:32.743 --> 34:34.743
Nah, I was just wondering.

34:34.743 --> 34:35.743
Totally cool if you are.

34:35.743 --> 34:37.743
Everyone's bi on my planet.

34:37.743 --> 34:40.743
It's all about the pleasure thang.
Know what I'm sayin'?

34:40.743 --> 34:42.743
Why are you here, Paul?

34:43.743 --> 34:45.743
Oh, I was here
on a science mission, actually,

34:45.743 --> 34:49.743
and then I had
some spaceship-related problems,

34:50.743 --> 34:52.743
and I kind of... crashed.

34:53.743 --> 34:56.743
Lucky for me, though, this little girl,
she pulls me out of the wreck.

34:56.743 --> 34:59.743
Next thing I know, guys arrive,
cart me off to the base.

34:59.743 --> 35:00.743
[chuckles]

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What have you been doing here
all this time?

35:03.743 --> 35:06.743
You know. I've been kickin' back, man.
I've been shootin' shit.

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-I've been advising the government.
-Not just the government.

35:11.743 --> 35:14.743
[man on phone]<i> I want him to have</i>
<i>some kind of a special power.</i>

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<i>Something messianic.</i>

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[Paul] OK, Steven.
How about cellular revivification?

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<i>Yeah! I don't know what that is.</i>

35:21.743 --> 35:23.743
Oh. Restoration of damaged tissue

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through telepathic manipulation
of intrinsic field memory.

35:26.743 --> 35:29.743
<i>-What's that mean?</i>
-It means healing, Mr Spielberg.

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<i>-Yeah, right. Healing.</i>
-OK?

35:30.743 --> 35:32.743
<i>Like by touch or something like that.</i>

35:32.743 --> 35:35.743
<i>Maybe his finger lights up on the end
when he reaches out and touches?</i>

35:35.743 --> 35:37.743
Maybe. You know, sometimes
I find less is more.

35:38.743 --> 35:40.743
<i>Hey, trust me.</i>

35:40.743 --> 35:43.743
You'd be surprised
how much he's influenced popular culture

35:43.743 --> 35:44.743
over the last 60 years.

35:44.743 --> 35:46.743
Agent Mulder was right.

35:46.743 --> 35:48.743
Agent Mulder was my idea!

35:48.743 --> 35:50.743
-Really? Wow.
-Yeah!

35:50.743 --> 35:51.743
That's cool.

35:51.743 --> 35:55.743
Ooh. Pump that shit, Earthman.
I like this song. Mmm!

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Marvin's my boy.

35:56.743 --> 35:58.743
<i>♪ I used to go out to parties ♪</i>

35:58.743 --> 35:59.743
Come on.

35:59.743 --> 36:03.743
Break it down a bit, boys.
Don't be afraid.

36:03.743 --> 36:04.743
<i>♪ Cos I was too nervous ♪</i>

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Yeah, look at me. I'm breakin' it down.

36:06.743 --> 36:09.743
♪<i> To really get down ♪</i>

36:09.743 --> 36:11.743
Use them tongs.

36:11.743 --> 36:13.743
Dance with those tongs.

36:14.743 --> 36:15.743
Stoke the fire.

36:15.743 --> 36:17.743
♪<i> Yearned to be free ♪</i>

36:17.743 --> 36:19.743
Ooh! Whoo! Yes.

36:19.743 --> 36:22.743
<i>♪ I got up on the floor and thought ♪</i>

36:22.743 --> 36:24.743
Yee-haw!

36:24.743 --> 36:25.743
<i>♪ Somebody could choose me ♪</i>

36:27.743 --> 36:28.743
♪<i> No more standing ♪</i>

36:28.743 --> 36:29.743
[laughter]

36:30.743 --> 36:32.743
<i>♪ Beside the walls ♪</i>

36:32.743 --> 36:34.743
[Paul singing along, garbling lyrics]

36:34.743 --> 36:35.743
[laughter continues]

36:35.743 --> 36:37.743
<i>♪ Finally got myself together, baby ♪</i>

36:38.743 --> 36:41.743
[Mr Buggs] Ruth! Prayers!

36:42.743 --> 36:44.743
[Paul] I don't know the words
to this song.

36:44.743 --> 36:46.743
-No-one does.
-[laughter]

36:47.743 --> 36:50.743
[Paul] Hey, guys, let's get fucked up.

36:53.743 --> 36:54.743
[all snoring]

36:55.743 --> 36:56.743
-[knocking]
-[gasps]

36:56.743 --> 36:59.743
Who's knocking? Stop it.

36:59.743 --> 37:01.743
-What are you doing?
-Oh, shut up.

37:02.743 --> 37:04.743
[grunts]

37:05.743 --> 37:07.743
I'll hide in here.

37:07.743 --> 37:09.743
-Don't come out.
-Why would I come out?

37:09.743 --> 37:10.743
-Who is it?
-It's Ruth.

37:10.743 --> 37:12.743
-Ooh.
-Don't you dare... open that door.

37:12.743 --> 37:14.743
-Hi.
-[Ruth] Hi.

37:14.743 --> 37:17.743
Good morning. Um, may I come in?

37:17.743 --> 37:20.743
-Come in. Make yourself at home.
-No, I don't think you should come in.

37:20.743 --> 37:23.743
-We're not really dressed.
-Sure. In you come.

37:24.743 --> 37:25.743
Uh, so where's the other one?

37:25.743 --> 37:28.743
The other one? It's just...

37:28.743 --> 37:30.743
Oh. Oh, it's OK.
We don't charge by the person.

37:30.743 --> 37:34.743
There were three shadows I saw
dancing around the RV last night, right?

37:34.743 --> 37:37.743
-Oh.
-The other one. The other one.

37:37.743 --> 37:40.743
[Paul] I'm in the can.
I ate a... I ate a closed pistachio.

37:40.743 --> 37:43.743
[farts] I'm payin' for it.

37:43.743 --> 37:44.743
[chuckles]

37:44.743 --> 37:49.743
-That's a nice T-shirt.
-Oh, thanks. I got it at my church.

37:49.743 --> 37:51.743
It's Jesus shooting Charles Darwin.

37:51.743 --> 37:54.743
Why would Jesus want to shoot
Charles Darwin?

37:54.743 --> 37:56.743
Because of his blasphemous theories.

37:57.743 --> 37:58.743
Are you men of God?

38:02.743 --> 38:05.743
We're men of science, you know.

38:05.743 --> 38:08.743
We believe in the establishment
of a biological order

38:08.743 --> 38:12.743
through the maelstrom
of physical and chemical chaos.

38:12.743 --> 38:14.743
The world is 4,000 years old

38:14.743 --> 38:16.743
and can only be the product
of intelligent design.

38:16.743 --> 38:18.743
-[Paul] That's horseshit!
-[gasps]

38:18.743 --> 38:23.743
Oh! Um, all right.
Well, then please explain

38:23.743 --> 38:27.743
how something as complex as the human eye
simply just comes into being.

38:27.743 --> 38:29.743
[Paul] It didn't just "come into being."

38:29.743 --> 38:32.743
It is the culmination of billions of years
of development across countless species!

38:32.743 --> 38:34.743
[gasps] What are you talking about?

38:34.743 --> 38:36.743
[Paul] Evolution, baby!

38:36.743 --> 38:39.743
-Oh! Blasphemy!
-[Paul] Blasphemy?

38:39.743 --> 38:42.743
Nothing that you can say
can shake my belief or faith

38:42.743 --> 38:44.743
in the sure and certain knowledge
that God made heaven and Earth

38:44.743 --> 38:46.743
and created us all in his own image.

38:46.743 --> 38:48.743
-[Paul] His own image?
-Yeah.

38:48.743 --> 38:50.743
[Paul] Well, I got a question.

38:50.743 --> 38:52.743
How do you explain me?

38:53.743 --> 38:56.743
-[gasps]
-[Paul] She's going. She's falling. Catch.

38:58.743 --> 38:59.743
And that's Jenga.

39:01.743 --> 39:02.743
Why did you do that?

39:02.743 --> 39:04.743
She fainted. We've gone through this.

39:04.743 --> 39:06.743
But we're gonna have
to take her with us now.

39:06.743 --> 39:08.743
No. No.

39:08.743 --> 39:11.743
This is America. Kidnapping a Christian?
That's worse than harboring a fugitive.

39:12.743 --> 39:15.743
But she's seen you. If we leave her,
then she's gonna call the police.

39:15.743 --> 39:18.743
Who gives a shit? No-one's gonna believe
this God-bothering cyclops.

39:18.743 --> 39:20.743
Let's just dump her on the road.
Just roll her up in the rug.

39:20.743 --> 39:22.743
[Graeme] No. We can't risk that.

39:22.743 --> 39:24.743
If we take her with us,
we can get her on our side.

39:24.743 --> 39:26.743
Yeah, and you'd love to get her
on our side, wouldn't you?

39:26.743 --> 39:27.743
That doesn't make sense.

39:28.743 --> 39:30.743
Look, she'll be fine. We're quite nice.

39:30.743 --> 39:32.743
All right. What about my passport?

39:34.743 --> 39:36.743
Oh, God. You guys.

39:41.743 --> 39:42.743
[Paul] Mm-mm.

39:43.743 --> 39:45.743
Mmm? Mm-mm.

39:45.743 --> 39:47.743
[gasps] No!

39:47.743 --> 39:49.743
Mmm.

39:50.743 --> 39:53.743
Mmm. Hmm.

39:54.743 --> 39:58.743
♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm ♪

40:00.743 --> 40:02.743
[guffaws] Oh, shit.

40:02.743 --> 40:05.743
Ruth? What in the Lord's name...?

40:05.743 --> 40:06.743
Morning.

40:06.743 --> 40:08.743
[gasps] Morning.

40:08.743 --> 40:09.743
[inhales]

40:09.743 --> 40:10.743
[whimpering]

40:12.743 --> 40:14.743
Go, go, go, go, go!

40:18.743 --> 40:20.743
Oh, fuck! [inhales]

40:20.743 --> 40:22.743
[Mr Buggs] Show yourself, demon!

40:23.743 --> 40:26.743
-[Graeme] Where are you? Where are you?
-Passport! Passport!

40:26.743 --> 40:27.743
Jump! Jump!

40:31.743 --> 40:32.743
-[both scream]
-[gasps]

40:32.743 --> 40:34.743
-What? That's actually small on my planet.

40:40.743 --> 40:41.743
[panting]

40:55.743 --> 40:56.743
[Graeme, distorted] Um, Ruth?

40:58.743 --> 41:01.743
Hello, Ruth.
Um, would you like a cup of tea?

41:03.743 --> 41:04.743
Where am I?

41:06.743 --> 41:07.743
Hey, look who's awake.

41:07.743 --> 41:09.743
Demon! Demon!

41:09.743 --> 41:12.743
We're sorry. OK? We're sorry.
We're not gonna hurt you. I promise.

41:12.743 --> 41:14.743
We'll let you go just as soon as we can.

41:14.743 --> 41:17.743
You've been deceived
by an agent of Satan himself!

41:17.743 --> 41:19.743
-He's evil!
-I'm sitting right here. Come on.

41:19.743 --> 41:21.743
No, he's not... He's not evil.
He's just a bit rude.

41:21.743 --> 41:24.743
You know, we're trying to help him
get home. He's from another world.

41:24.743 --> 41:26.743
There's only one world, our world.

41:26.743 --> 41:28.743
The world that our God the Father created.

41:28.743 --> 41:30.743
Hey, if it makes you feel any better,

41:30.743 --> 41:32.743
my existence only disproves
traditional notions

41:32.743 --> 41:36.743
of the Abrahamic, Judeo-Christian God,
as well as all one-world theologies.

41:36.743 --> 41:37.743
That's all I meant.

41:37.743 --> 41:40.743
♪ Amazing Grace How sweet the sound ♪

41:40.743 --> 41:41.743
You can't win with these people.

41:42.743 --> 41:43.743
♪ That saved a wretch ♪

41:43.743 --> 41:46.743
Ruth, just listen to me for one second.
Please, if you could just calm down--

41:46.743 --> 41:49.743
I can't drive like this.

41:49.743 --> 41:53.743
-[speaking Gibberish]
- She's talking in tongues now?

41:53.743 --> 41:54.743
Fuck this. [grunts]

41:58.743 --> 41:59.743
[screeching]

42:04.743 --> 42:07.743
-[sighs]
-[grunts]

42:07.743 --> 42:08.743
[gasps]

42:08.743 --> 42:10.743
What did you do to her?

42:10.743 --> 42:12.743
I just transferred my collective knowledge
and experience

42:13.743 --> 42:14.743
via a tactile psychokinetic bridge.

42:14.743 --> 42:17.743
-Wow! Could you do me?
-It really takes it out of me.

42:17.743 --> 42:19.743
-Oh, go on. Please.
-[grunts]

42:22.743 --> 42:24.743
[gasping] Oh, wow!

42:24.743 --> 42:26.743
Oh, yeah.

42:26.743 --> 42:29.743
He always knew what was going on
in Battlestar before me

42:29.743 --> 42:30.743
cos his mum had cable.

42:30.743 --> 42:32.743
All right, pull over. I'll do you.

42:32.743 --> 42:34.743
Absolutely not. No spoilers.

42:36.743 --> 42:39.743
[Mr Buggs] I didn't call the government!
I called the police!

42:39.743 --> 42:42.743
This is not the police's area
of expertise, Mr Buggs.

42:42.743 --> 42:44.743
That devil took my daughter.

42:44.743 --> 42:46.743
What do you mean "devil"?

42:46.743 --> 42:48.743
And your daughter's name is Ruth, is it?

42:48.743 --> 42:50.743
That's right.

42:50.743 --> 42:52.743
I brought her up by myself
after her mama died.

42:52.743 --> 42:54.743
[Zoil] Do you have a photograph
of Ruth, sir?

42:55.743 --> 42:56.743
She's pretty easy to spot.

42:56.743 --> 42:59.743
She's had this eye thing
since she was four years old.

42:59.743 --> 43:01.743
Do you have a phone here

43:01.743 --> 43:04.743
that your daughter might try
to reach you at if she decides to call?

43:04.743 --> 43:05.743
In the back.

43:05.743 --> 43:09.743
Hey, Peter Parker, wanna put
the snappy down and get to the phone?

43:09.743 --> 43:10.743
[sighs] Right.

43:10.743 --> 43:13.743
-[Mr Buggs] She'll call me if she can.
-[phone beeping]

43:13.743 --> 43:16.743
-[Zoil] You mentioned they went east.
-[cell phone rings]

43:16.743 --> 43:18.743
[Mr Buggs] They'll get off the 191
after Flaming Gorge

43:18.743 --> 43:20.743
if they ain't on the interstate.

43:20.743 --> 43:23.743
[Mr Buggs] There's been a big-rig spill
south of Dutch John.

43:23.743 --> 43:26.743
[Zoil] Here we go. Boys? To the car.

43:27.743 --> 43:30.743
Sir? Mind telling us
what we're looking for?

43:30.743 --> 43:31.743
Yeah, what are we looking for?

43:31.743 --> 43:34.743
I told you,
this is a "need to know" operation.

43:34.743 --> 43:36.743
Yes, sir, but...

43:38.743 --> 43:40.743
Dammit.

43:40.743 --> 43:41.743
[static]

43:41.743 --> 43:43.743
[Haggard]<i> Sir, I think it's time</i>
<i>you tell us.</i>

43:43.743 --> 43:46.743
[ Zoil ]<i> Hey, just do</i>
<i>what the fuck I tell you, Haggard.</i>

43:46.743 --> 43:50.743
<i>Now let's go find that crazy old bastard's
little girl before it's too late.</i>

43:57.743 --> 44:01.743
-Ruth! Ruth, wait!
-Leave me alone!

44:01.743 --> 44:03.743
Please. Please stop.
I've got shin splints.

44:03.743 --> 44:04.743
[groans]

44:04.743 --> 44:06.743
[panting, groaning]

44:06.743 --> 44:09.743
He cannot be from space.
It's not possible.

44:09.743 --> 44:11.743
OK? He's from somewhere else.

44:11.743 --> 44:14.743
Look, Ruth, you saw it for yourself, OK?
He showed you.

44:14.743 --> 44:17.743
There's probably billions
of intelligent civilizations out there.

44:17.743 --> 44:19.743
So where is everybody? Hmm?

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I... Well, one of them's there.

44:21.743 --> 44:23.743
[ Paul ] Are they looking?
Are they looking?

44:23.743 --> 44:25.743
Are they looking right now?

44:25.743 --> 44:27.743
-Sorry.
-[laughs]

44:28.743 --> 44:30.743
That's pathetic.

44:32.743 --> 44:35.743
What's your beef, Clive?

44:35.743 --> 44:36.743
I don't have beef.

44:37.743 --> 44:38.743
[scoffs]

44:38.743 --> 44:42.743
I'm from outer space.
You're a science fiction writer.

44:42.743 --> 44:44.743
We should be best buds.

44:44.743 --> 44:48.743
It's not you. It's me.

44:50.743 --> 44:52.743
[indistinct conversation]

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Is that what this is?
You're jealous of<i> her?</i>

44:58.743 --> 44:59.743
It's not just that.

45:00.743 --> 45:03.743
Whoa. Of me?

45:04.743 --> 45:06.743
Oh, my...
This is because me and Graeme got, like,

45:06.743 --> 45:08.743
two minutes of face time
while you were sleeping?

45:08.743 --> 45:11.743
-Is that what this is?
-I wanted this to be special, you know.

45:11.743 --> 45:17.743
I have dreamt about meeting you...
ever since I saw<i> Mac and Me.</i>

45:17.743 --> 45:18.743
And I blew it.

45:19.743 --> 45:22.743
Now you two are friendly,
and he's off talking to girls.

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And it's like, where am I?

45:24.743 --> 45:26.743
Come on, man.

45:26.743 --> 45:28.743
This is special.

45:28.743 --> 45:31.743
You guys being all nerdy and shit
and meeting me?

45:31.743 --> 45:32.743
I mean, that is fate.

45:32.743 --> 45:36.743
Who cares if you pissed your pants, man?

45:36.743 --> 45:39.743
When I first got here,
first time I saw a human, I puked.

45:39.743 --> 45:41.743
[laughs]

45:41.743 --> 45:42.743
You guys are weird-looking.

45:42.743 --> 45:45.743
You have giant bodies.
You have tiny little... tiny heads.

45:45.743 --> 45:48.743
-You're just being nice now.
-[chuckles] No.

45:49.743 --> 45:51.743
Look, you want a little sugar?

45:52.743 --> 45:53.743
[groans and laughs]

45:53.743 --> 45:55.743
It's just knowledge and experience, man.

45:55.743 --> 45:57.743
You're a writer.
It might give you some inspiration.

45:57.743 --> 45:59.743
Will it hurt?

45:59.743 --> 46:02.743
Only if you struggle.

46:02.743 --> 46:04.743
All right.

46:04.743 --> 46:05.743
[grunts]

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[laughs]

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[horn honking]

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So there's no heaven, no hell?
No right, no wrong?

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No sin?

46:15.743 --> 46:17.743
Well...

46:17.743 --> 46:19.743
-I can drink?
-If you like.

46:19.743 --> 46:22.743
-I can fornicate?
-Maybe.

46:22.743 --> 46:24.743
-I can curse?
-Well, yeah.

46:24.743 --> 46:26.743
-Penises!
-Ruth.

46:26.743 --> 46:28.743
Assing! Hairy boobs! Poop!

46:28.743 --> 46:29.743
Farting butt holes!

46:30.743 --> 46:31.743
Ruth, I'm not sure this is helping.

46:32.743 --> 46:34.743
What are you doing?

46:34.743 --> 46:35.743
[yelps] Stop it!

46:35.743 --> 46:37.743
Why? Why? Why should I stop?

46:37.743 --> 46:38.743
[yelps]

46:40.743 --> 46:41.743
This is not...

46:43.743 --> 46:48.743
Because you have your whole life
to explore new things, OK,

46:48.743 --> 46:53.743
doesn't necessarily mean
you should be exploring mine right now.

46:55.743 --> 46:58.743
Look, you said you wanted to travel,
all right?

46:58.743 --> 47:00.743
To see, like, new stuff?
This is your chance.

47:01.743 --> 47:03.743
I really think you should come with us.

47:04.743 --> 47:06.743
Where would I sleep?

47:06.743 --> 47:09.743
Oh, I'll sleep on the sofa,
and then you can have my bed.

47:09.743 --> 47:12.743
You know? But I'd push the tissues off
with a pen if I were you.

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Oh.

47:20.743 --> 47:23.743
Ruth has decided that
she would like to come with us.

47:23.743 --> 47:26.743
[inhales] Oh. Wicked.

47:28.743 --> 47:29.743
I'm gonna go freshen up.

47:29.743 --> 47:33.743
[Paul] Oh, um, hey. Ruth. Wait up.

47:33.743 --> 47:34.743
You don't smoke.

47:35.743 --> 47:37.743
I just wanted to say thanks.

47:37.743 --> 47:38.743
I know this has been weird for you,

47:39.743 --> 47:42.743
but you saved my life
and I owe you one, OK?

47:42.743 --> 47:44.743
-[Clive and Graeme chattering]
-OK.

47:44.743 --> 47:47.743
What do you got there, by the way?

47:47.743 --> 47:50.743
Severe epiretinal membrane
complicated by macular edema

47:50.743 --> 47:52.743
in your left vitreous cavity?

47:52.743 --> 47:53.743
How did you know that?

47:53.743 --> 47:54.743
Lucky guess.

47:54.743 --> 47:57.743
Do you mind if I take a look at it
for one second?

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What does it say in the Old Testament?
An eye for an eye?

48:07.743 --> 48:10.743
-Wait. I don't--
-It's OK. You can trust me.

48:10.743 --> 48:13.743
-I don't know.
-Just have a little faith, OK?

48:18.743 --> 48:19.743
[straining]

48:21.743 --> 48:22.743
[straining]

48:35.743 --> 48:36.743
[Paul grunts]

48:38.743 --> 48:39.743
[exhales] Oh!

48:42.743 --> 48:43.743
How did you do that?

48:45.743 --> 48:46.743
Evolution, baby.

48:50.743 --> 48:51.743
[Paul chuckles]

48:54.743 --> 48:55.743
-Um, Graeme?
-Yeah.

48:58.743 --> 49:00.743
-Oh, my God. Clive.

49:00.743 --> 49:02.743
-[Clive] Oh, my God.
-[Graeme laughs]

49:06.743 --> 49:09.743
[snoring quietly, murmuring]

49:20.743 --> 49:22.743
What are you gonna do? Make your move.

49:22.743 --> 49:24.743
Make... Oh, shit. Damnit.

49:45.743 --> 49:46.743
[snoring]

49:50.743 --> 49:52.743
-[truck horn blowing]
-[gasps]

49:54.743 --> 49:57.743
Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh.

49:58.743 --> 50:01.743
[Paul] Hey, check it out. Check it out.

50:01.743 --> 50:04.743
Huh? This is easy.

50:04.743 --> 50:06.743
-[tyres screeching]
-[groans]

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Small corrections, Paul.
Just make small corrections.

50:08.743 --> 50:10.743
[Clive] Jam on the brakes!

50:22.743 --> 50:24.743
Hey there, sleepy face.

50:25.743 --> 50:28.743
Fuckeroo. That was the best
titty-farting sleep I have ever had.

50:28.743 --> 50:33.743
Uh, I got a feeling that
you're new to cursing, Ruth.

50:33.743 --> 50:36.743
Look, cursing's fun.
You just gotta pick your moments, OK?

50:36.743 --> 50:39.743
Hey, maybe we should stop for some food.
Is anybody hungry?

50:39.743 --> 50:41.743
-Fuck, yeah.
-Ruth?

50:41.743 --> 50:43.743
You bet your big, fat cock I am.

50:43.743 --> 50:45.743
Nice.

50:45.743 --> 50:46.743
[Clive] I'm starving.

50:46.743 --> 50:48.743
What's new, fatty?

50:50.743 --> 50:52.743
-It's not fat, Paul. It's power.
-[Paul] Fat power.

50:52.743 --> 50:53.743
-So rude.
-You're rude.

50:53.743 --> 50:55.743
-Maybe I should call my dad.
-What?

50:56.743 --> 50:58.743
-What? Why?
-I've been gone for a whole day.

50:58.743 --> 51:00.743
If he calls the police,
they're gonna be looking for us.

51:00.743 --> 51:04.743
If I don't, there's a good chance
we could all end up in Shit-Butt City.

51:04.743 --> 51:05.743
You're really getting the hang of this.

51:06.743 --> 51:08.743
-Thanks, dick milk.
-Eh.

51:16.743 --> 51:18.743
-[engines revving]
-[woman squealing]

51:26.743 --> 51:27.743
[country music playing]

51:39.743 --> 51:41.743
-I won't be long.
-OK. Be careful.

51:56.743 --> 51:58.743
[line ringing]

51:58.743 --> 52:00.743
-[Zoil]<i> Ruth Buggs?</i>
-Yes?

52:00.743 --> 52:03.743
<i>Listen to me carefully.
I want you to tell me where you are.</i>

52:04.743 --> 52:05.743
Who is this?

52:05.743 --> 52:07.743
My name is Agent Zoil,
and it's very important

52:07.743 --> 52:11.743
that you tell me where you are
and where you are headed, Ms Buggs.

52:11.743 --> 52:16.743
I... I can't tell you.
I mean, I don't know.

52:16.743 --> 52:17.743
You've been abducted.

52:17.743 --> 52:20.743
And the individual that you're traveling
with is highly dangerous.

52:20.743 --> 52:22.743
[Ruth]<i> Oh, no. He's... He's not dangerous.</i>

52:22.743 --> 52:25.743
<i>I mean, he's kind of rude.
He curses a lot.</i>

52:25.743 --> 52:29.743
And a couple times I've seen him scratch
his spaceman balls.

52:29.743 --> 52:31.743
[hysterical laughter]

52:31.743 --> 52:32.743
Please listen to me.

52:32.743 --> 52:34.743
Your father is extremely worried
about you,

52:35.743 --> 52:36.743
and we'd like to get you home, Ms Buggs.

52:36.743 --> 52:39.743
He showed me things.

52:39.743 --> 52:41.743
She's talking about
his spaceman balls. Agh!

52:41.743 --> 52:43.743
You know I'm trying to help you,
right, Ruth?

52:43.743 --> 52:46.743
I just... I don't know what's real
any more. I'm confused.

52:46.743 --> 52:48.743
-We got the bitch!
-Yeah, dawg! Up high!

52:48.743 --> 52:51.743
-[Zoil]<i> Damnit, Haggard! Ms...</i>
-[exhales]

52:54.743 --> 52:55.743
-Hey!
-Whoa, whoa, whoa!

52:55.743 --> 52:59.743
-Slow down there, baby.
-Excuse me, I have to get to my friends.

52:59.743 --> 53:03.743
What's the rush? I got a friend down here
that'd love to meet you.

53:03.743 --> 53:05.743
-OK.
-[screams] What the fuck? Oh, Jesus!

53:05.743 --> 53:07.743
-[man] Hey, hey!
-Hey.

53:07.743 --> 53:09.743
-How's your dad?
-We gotta go. We gotta go.

53:09.743 --> 53:11.743
-What about the mini pizzas?
-We gotta go!

53:11.743 --> 53:14.743
-No, you don't!
-Holy shit!

53:14.743 --> 53:18.743
It's the space faggots
that dinged the fuck-mobile!

53:18.743 --> 53:19.743
-We were just leaving.
I don't feel well.

53:19.743 --> 53:21.743
-I don't think so!
-Leave her alone!

53:22.743 --> 53:24.743
Oh, shit! Sailors!

53:24.743 --> 53:26.743
-Let's go!
-Sorry!

53:26.743 --> 53:27.743
-Ooh!
-Oh.

53:27.743 --> 53:28.743
-Excuse me, miss.
-Oh!

53:29.743 --> 53:30.743
[grunting]

53:30.743 --> 53:31.743
-Papa?

53:31.743 --> 53:32.743
[woman] Get off my man!

53:34.743 --> 53:36.743
Ruth? My Lord! Your eye!

53:38.743 --> 53:40.743
-Come on. Let's go!
-But what about my dad?

53:40.743 --> 53:41.743
Let's go!

53:46.743 --> 53:48.743
[man] Where are you going, girls?

53:48.743 --> 53:50.743
Leave us alone, you stupid vaginas!

53:50.743 --> 53:53.743
That's no way for a pretty little thing
like you to talk!

53:53.743 --> 53:56.743
-She's fairly new to it, to be honest.
-Leave this to me. I'll talk to them.

53:56.743 --> 53:59.743
-[grunts]
-[both gasp]

54:02.743 --> 54:04.743
Yo, fucknuts!

54:04.743 --> 54:06.743
It's probing time.

54:06.743 --> 54:09.743
-Oh.

54:10.743 --> 54:12.743
-[siren in distance]
-Hah! Only one of us fainted.

54:13.743 --> 54:15.743
Oh, shit! The Five-O! Let's bounce.

54:15.743 --> 54:17.743
I'm sorry. They answered the phone.

54:17.743 --> 54:19.743
[Ruth] They knew about us.

54:19.743 --> 54:21.743
[siren approaching]

54:21.743 --> 54:22.743
Get in the RV.

54:22.743 --> 54:24.743
-Come on! They're gonna wake up!
-Hurry!

54:29.743 --> 54:30.743
[Clive] Sorry!

54:32.743 --> 54:34.743
[Paul] OK. We need to get off the road.

54:34.743 --> 54:35.743
Shouldn't we keep moving?

54:35.743 --> 54:39.743
No. That is exactly what
they'll expect us to do. Trust me.

54:39.743 --> 54:41.743
Only an idiot would stop right now.

54:41.743 --> 54:44.743
[Paul] Yeah. Pull in here.
Pull in here. Perfect.

54:44.743 --> 54:46.743
-[Clive] What? Paul.
-[Paul] We're idiots, remember?

55:00.743 --> 55:01.743
What should we do now?

55:02.743 --> 55:04.743
Well, how about a hot chocolate in bed?

55:04.743 --> 55:05.743
What are you, my grandma?

55:05.743 --> 55:08.743
I couldn't sleep. I'm too pumped.

55:08.743 --> 55:11.743
Yeah, me too. Let's get some beers,
find somewhere to chill.

55:11.743 --> 55:12.743
What do you say?

55:12.743 --> 55:14.743
What if someone sees you?

55:14.743 --> 55:17.743
It's dead out there. And I can do this.
[inhales]

55:19.743 --> 55:21.743
-OK. I'm in.
-[Paul] Rocky?

55:21.743 --> 55:22.743
-Sure.
-[Paul] Bullwinkle?

55:22.743 --> 55:25.743
Well, I'm a little bit tired.

55:25.743 --> 55:26.743
[Paul] Don't be a pussy.

55:26.743 --> 55:30.743
Don't call me a pussy. All right.

55:30.743 --> 55:32.743
-[siren wailing]
-All right. Come on.

55:32.743 --> 55:35.743
I might bruise. Get your hands off me!

55:40.743 --> 55:42.743
[chattering in background]

55:44.743 --> 55:45.743
Hoss?

55:46.743 --> 55:48.743
Something I can help you with?

55:48.743 --> 55:50.743
Yeah. You mind telling me
what happened here?

55:50.743 --> 55:54.743
Just a good old-fashioned
beer-soaked slobber-knocker.

55:54.743 --> 55:55.743
See anything unusual?

55:56.743 --> 56:01.743
A couple hillbilly types in the back
of that meat wagon won't stop crying.

56:03.743 --> 56:04.743
[police radio chatter]

56:06.743 --> 56:09.743
Have you gentlemen seen anything unusual
this evening?

56:09.743 --> 56:10.743
[whimpers] Mm-mm.

56:10.743 --> 56:11.743
Mm-mm.

56:11.743 --> 56:15.743
-Are we sure?
-[both] Mm-hm.

56:18.743 --> 56:19.743
-Thank you.
-No sweat.

56:25.743 --> 56:27.743
[both screaming and sobbing]

56:31.743 --> 56:34.743
-[Ruth] It's a nice window.
-[Graeme] It's a little cowboy, isn't it?

56:34.743 --> 56:36.743
[both laugh]

56:36.743 --> 56:37.743
[Graeme] That is funny.

56:37.743 --> 56:40.743
-I'll tell you what else is funny.
-Mmm.

56:40.743 --> 56:42.743
Was when you kissed me yesterday.

56:42.743 --> 56:44.743
-[laughs]
-Sorry.

56:44.743 --> 56:46.743
-No. It's not...
-Oh.

56:46.743 --> 56:49.743
I was, like, "Get off me, you rapist."

56:49.743 --> 56:51.743
[nervous chuckle]

56:53.743 --> 56:55.743
-Do it again, if you like.
-What?

56:56.743 --> 56:58.743
I said you can do it again, if you like.

56:59.743 --> 57:01.743
Really?

57:01.743 --> 57:04.743
If you're gonna try it, maybe you should
do it with a friend, you know,

57:04.743 --> 57:06.743
rather than someone like a stranger,

57:06.743 --> 57:08.743
because, you know,
there's a lot of weirdos out there.

57:08.743 --> 57:11.743
Well, I am planning on doing
a lot of kissing and fornicating,

57:11.743 --> 57:14.743
so you'd really be helping me out.

57:14.743 --> 57:16.743
-Great.

57:16.743 --> 57:18.743
[gasps] What'd you mean? What, now?

57:18.743 --> 57:20.743
-I thought you meant...
-No, I did. No, let's do it now.

57:20.743 --> 57:22.743
-I mean...
-Yeah. Right. Well, um...

57:22.743 --> 57:24.743
Put my hands on you.

57:24.743 --> 57:26.743
Just stand here? OK.

57:26.743 --> 57:28.743
Hold you steady.

57:32.743 --> 57:33.743
-[Graeme and Ruth screaming]
-Fuck!

57:33.743 --> 57:37.743
I'm sorry. I thought I was gonna pass out.
Carry on.

57:37.743 --> 57:38.743
What's happening?

57:39.743 --> 57:41.743
Nothing. Nothing. Just hanging around.

57:41.743 --> 57:43.743
They were about to make out.

57:43.743 --> 57:44.743
It was awkward.

57:44.743 --> 57:46.743
We were just...

57:48.743 --> 57:51.743
Good. Please put your shorts on, Paul.

57:56.743 --> 57:59.743
-[strained voice] You guys partake?
-No, thank you.

58:00.743 --> 58:01.743
I'll partake.

58:03.743 --> 58:04.743
Are you sure? [chuckles]

58:04.743 --> 58:07.743
It's pretty strong shit.
I got it from the military, actually.

58:07.743 --> 58:09.743
-This is the stuff that killed Dylan.
-Bob Dylan's not dead.

58:10.743 --> 58:11.743
Isn't he?

58:13.743 --> 58:14.743
Hit me.

58:14.743 --> 58:17.743
OK. Just, you know, go easy on it.

58:17.743 --> 58:19.743
Ruth.

58:19.743 --> 58:20.743
[Paul] A little bit. A little bit.

58:29.743 --> 58:32.743
-[Paul] Yeah?
-It's not so bad.

58:32.743 --> 58:34.743
I... To be fair, it takes a while
to be absorbed into--

58:34.743 --> 58:37.743
-[laughs hysterically]
-[Paul] Oh, shit.

58:37.743 --> 58:38.743
[Paul] Hmm.

58:38.743 --> 58:41.743
-[thud]
-[Ruth continues laughing]

58:41.743 --> 58:42.743
[gasps] I'm hungry.

58:42.743 --> 58:45.743
We should cook up some sausages.
Do we have any sausages?

58:45.743 --> 58:47.743
-Uh...
-What do you mean by that?

58:47.743 --> 58:49.743
-No.
-Why do you guys hate me?

58:49.743 --> 58:51.743
Can we cook up some sausages?

58:51.743 --> 58:54.743
Ooh, I have wasps in my brain!

58:54.743 --> 58:55.743
[thud]

58:56.743 --> 58:59.743
She'll be fine.
That happened to me the first time.

59:01.743 --> 59:02.743
Paul.

59:03.743 --> 59:06.743
I always wanted to ask.
We... You know us now, right?

59:06.743 --> 59:09.743
Yeah. I mean, Graeme,
we're, like, bona fide BFFs.

59:10.743 --> 59:11.743
[chuckles]

59:11.743 --> 59:13.743
Why are you in such a hurry to leave now?

59:16.743 --> 59:21.743
Well, according to the government,
I've fulfilled my usefulness.

59:21.743 --> 59:22.743
I told them everything I know.

59:22.743 --> 59:26.743
The only thing I have left
to offer them now are my abilities,

59:26.743 --> 59:30.743
the healing, the thought transfer,
the camouflage.

59:30.743 --> 59:33.743
In order to cultivate those abilities,
they need some of my stem cells.

59:34.743 --> 59:36.743
And I'm not really down with that.

59:36.743 --> 59:39.743
Lucky for me, I do have
one friend left on the inside.

59:39.743 --> 59:41.743
So I managed to get an SOS
beamed into space.

59:41.743 --> 59:44.743
I got my people primed and ready
to pick me up.

59:44.743 --> 59:47.743
Then motherfuckers brought
the procedure forward by a day.

59:48.743 --> 59:50.743
-My whole plan goes to shit.
-What happened?

59:50.743 --> 59:54.743
On the way to the medi-labs, I zapped
my escort, I stole his car, I took off.

59:55.743 --> 59:56.743
Found you guys.

59:56.743 --> 59:58.743
So what happens if you get caught?

59:59.743 --> 01:00:02.743
Graeme, they're gonna cut out my brain.

01:00:03.743 --> 01:00:04.743
Oh.

01:00:05.743 --> 01:00:07.743
[Paul] Yeah. It's fucked.

01:00:07.743 --> 01:00:09.743
It's kind of a buzzkill.

01:00:10.743 --> 01:00:13.743
Let's lighten the mood, shall we?
Clive, when did you last get laid?

01:00:13.743 --> 01:00:14.743
[chuckles]

01:00:14.743 --> 01:00:17.743
Oh. Hmm. [inhales]

01:00:17.743 --> 01:00:20.743
-Uh, Collectormania, London, '08.
- '08.

01:00:21.743 --> 01:00:22.743
Ewok chick.

01:00:22.743 --> 01:00:25.743
[sing-songy]
Clive likes boning space bears!

01:00:25.743 --> 01:00:27.743
-Shut up.
-[Paul laughs]

01:00:27.743 --> 01:00:30.743
No, but seriously, be honest with me.

01:00:30.743 --> 01:00:31.743
What was it like?

01:00:31.743 --> 01:00:35.743
Well, she was furry nice.

01:00:35.743 --> 01:00:37.743
-[Paul] Oh! That's disgusting!
-[all laugh]

01:00:37.743 --> 01:00:39.743
Oh, that's gross.

01:00:39.743 --> 01:00:41.743
[laughter continues]

01:00:44.743 --> 01:00:46.743
-Hey, Clive.
-[giggles]

01:00:46.743 --> 01:00:49.743
No, Boomer. It's forbidden.

01:00:49.743 --> 01:00:50.743
Hey, Clive.

01:00:51.743 --> 01:00:52.743
-Hey!
-Clive!

01:00:53.743 --> 01:00:56.743
[Paul] Let's go, guys!
We gotta get out of here!

01:00:56.743 --> 01:00:58.743
-[Paul grunts]
-[sighs]

01:00:58.743 --> 01:01:00.743
-[yawns]
-[bones cracking]

01:01:01.743 --> 01:01:02.743
Where's Ruth?

01:01:03.743 --> 01:01:06.743
She went back to the RV.

01:01:06.743 --> 01:01:09.743
[laughs] Of course.

01:01:09.743 --> 01:01:12.743
-He can read minds.
-[Clive] Come on.

01:01:14.743 --> 01:01:18.743
[Paul] Uh, guys, I think we have
a slight problem over here.

01:01:19.743 --> 01:01:20.743
[traffic sounds]

01:01:21.743 --> 01:01:22.743
[Paul groans]

01:01:24.743 --> 01:01:26.743
I can't hold my breath
the whole way through town.

01:01:28.743 --> 01:01:29.743
Wait here.

01:01:31.743 --> 01:01:33.743
-What? Oi! Wait.
-[car horn honking]

01:01:43.743 --> 01:01:45.743
Morning. Agent Zoil, Secret Service.

01:01:46.743 --> 01:01:48.743
You mind if I come in there
and ask a few questions?

01:01:48.743 --> 01:01:49.743
Not at all.

01:01:56.743 --> 01:01:57.743
Morning.

01:01:59.743 --> 01:02:00.743
[indistinct chatter]

01:02:01.743 --> 01:02:04.743
-Why are we holding hands?
-So we look like a family.

01:02:04.743 --> 01:02:06.743
Yeah, the fucking Friedmans.

01:02:06.743 --> 01:02:08.743
-You could be a midget.
-You're obsessed with midgets!

01:02:08.743 --> 01:02:09.743
No, I'm not!

01:02:09.743 --> 01:02:12.743
[whispering] Stop it.
Just be-- Act normal.

01:02:12.743 --> 01:02:14.743
OK. We're just a couple of regular guys,

01:02:14.743 --> 01:02:17.743
walking down the street
with a small cowboy, all right, Clive?

01:02:17.743 --> 01:02:19.743
Clive?

01:02:19.743 --> 01:02:21.743
Clive. Oh, come on!

01:02:27.743 --> 01:02:28.743
Clive, what are you doing?

01:02:28.743 --> 01:02:31.743
-Yeah, man. What the fuck?
-I want it.

01:02:31.743 --> 01:02:35.743
I can appreciate it's a bargain, but
this is not Comic-Con. This is reality.

01:02:35.743 --> 01:02:36.743
It's a false economy anyway.

01:02:36.743 --> 01:02:38.743
It'll break the first time you use it.
Let's go!

01:02:38.743 --> 01:02:41.743
-Why would I ever use it?
-Can we just go, please?

01:02:41.743 --> 01:02:43.743
Wait. Maybe we should go inside.

01:02:43.743 --> 01:02:45.743
-[Graeme] What?
-[Paul] We'll hide out.

01:02:45.743 --> 01:02:48.743
You go back and get Ruth.
Get the RV, pick us up in ten minutes.

01:02:48.743 --> 01:02:49.743
You sure?

01:02:50.743 --> 01:02:52.743
Trust me.

01:02:52.743 --> 01:02:54.743
-[knocking]
-[inhales]

01:02:58.743 --> 01:03:00.743
Morning. My name is Agent Zoil,
Secret Service.

01:03:00.743 --> 01:03:02.743
You mind if I come in,
ask you a few questions?

01:03:02.743 --> 01:03:06.743
-Do you mind if we just do it right here?
-OK.

01:03:06.743 --> 01:03:09.743
It's just this place
is a real cock-suckin' mess.

01:03:10.743 --> 01:03:11.743
Got it.

01:03:12.743 --> 01:03:16.743
I'm telling you.
We're looking for a goddamn alien.

01:03:16.743 --> 01:03:18.743
I thought all that Project Blue Book stuff
was horseshit.

01:03:19.743 --> 01:03:22.743
No, it all makes sense.
I mean, all this hush-hush crap?

01:03:22.743 --> 01:03:23.743
-The drawing that I found?
-Mm-hm.

01:03:24.743 --> 01:03:26.743
What do you think that girl
was talking about last night?

01:03:26.743 --> 01:03:29.743
-Holy shit! Spaceman balls!
-Yeah.

01:03:29.743 --> 01:03:31.743
And who has spaceman balls?

01:03:31.743 --> 01:03:33.743
-Buzz Aldrin?
-Be serious.

01:03:33.743 --> 01:03:34.743
[imitates sword slicing]

01:03:36.743 --> 01:03:38.743
[groans]

01:03:40.743 --> 01:03:41.743
[humming]

01:03:42.743 --> 01:03:44.743
Hello, handsome.

01:03:44.743 --> 01:03:46.743
-[chuckles]
-[boy] Is that you?

01:03:46.743 --> 01:03:48.743
Uh... Huh?

01:03:48.743 --> 01:03:49.743
Is that you on the cover?

01:03:51.743 --> 01:03:52.743
Uh, no. [chuckles]

01:03:53.743 --> 01:03:55.743
-What's your name?
-Keith Nash.

01:03:55.743 --> 01:03:58.743
-Nice to meet you. I'm Paul.
-Right.

01:03:59.743 --> 01:04:01.743
So uh, you're not freaked out by me?

01:04:01.743 --> 01:04:04.743
-Mmm. Yes and no.
-Huh.

01:04:04.743 --> 01:04:06.743
You mind taking a look
at these photographs,

01:04:07.743 --> 01:04:09.743
tell me if you recognize
either one of these two gentlemen

01:04:09.743 --> 01:04:11.743
or the one-eyed girl?

01:04:11.743 --> 01:04:13.743
-Ma'am?
-No.

01:04:13.743 --> 01:04:15.743
Anything? Anything at all?

01:04:15.743 --> 01:04:17.743
Mm-mm.

01:04:17.743 --> 01:04:20.743
-You really think this is an alien?
-Yeah.

01:04:20.743 --> 01:04:23.743
-This is huge.
-I know. I know.

01:04:23.743 --> 01:04:27.743
Is that a comic book shop?
Can we go in there?

01:04:27.743 --> 01:04:29.743
Maybe. If you're good.

01:04:30.743 --> 01:04:32.743
-Thanks for your time, Mrs...
-Darwin.

01:04:34.743 --> 01:04:36.743
Charlotte Darwin.

01:04:36.743 --> 01:04:40.743
-Charlotte Darwin. You have a great day.
-Thanks.

01:04:40.743 --> 01:04:42.743
[sighs deeply]

01:04:42.743 --> 01:04:44.743
You should get this one.

01:04:46.743 --> 01:04:47.743
-Thanks.
-Yeah, it's good.

01:04:49.743 --> 01:04:51.743
Nice! Like your style, Keith Nash.

01:04:52.743 --> 01:04:53.743
-I gotta go.
-Catch you later.

01:04:54.743 --> 01:04:56.743
-Bye, Paul.
-Don't get caught.

01:04:57.743 --> 01:05:00.743
[laughs] Happy trails.

01:05:00.743 --> 01:05:01.743
-Eh?
-[bells chime]

01:05:05.743 --> 01:05:08.743
Huh! Pretty good.

01:05:08.743 --> 01:05:10.743
Pretty good.

01:05:10.743 --> 01:05:13.743
[clears throat] Um, how much is that?

01:05:14.743 --> 01:05:17.743
With the sword, $299.99, plus tax.

01:05:17.743 --> 01:05:19.743
Uh, yeah. I'll wear it now.

01:05:19.743 --> 01:05:22.743
-[knocking]
-[Haggard] Come on, man. Let's go!

01:05:23.743 --> 01:05:25.743
I'll be right out.

01:05:25.743 --> 01:05:27.743
[sighs]

01:05:27.743 --> 01:05:29.743
Should use the cuff link thing.

01:05:48.743 --> 01:05:50.743
Spaceman balls?

01:05:56.743 --> 01:05:57.743
[zipper unzips]

01:05:58.743 --> 01:06:02.743
Get your goddamn hands
off my motherfuckin' junk!

01:06:02.743 --> 01:06:03.743
[screams]

01:06:03.743 --> 01:06:05.743
It's in there! It's in there!

01:06:10.743 --> 01:06:12.743
[groans]

01:06:16.743 --> 01:06:17.743
Hello.

01:06:18.743 --> 01:06:23.743
O'Reilly! You dumb shit.
That's just some asshole... in a mask.

01:06:23.743 --> 01:06:25.743
-[Paul panting]
-Holy Mary, Mother of God!

01:06:25.743 --> 01:06:27.743
I gotta quit smokin'.

01:06:27.743 --> 01:06:30.743
-[screaming]
-[Clive] Run! Fuck, let's go!

01:06:30.743 --> 01:06:32.743
-[woman screams]
-[Paul] Sorry, ma'am!

01:06:32.743 --> 01:06:33.743
[panting, squealing]

01:06:34.743 --> 01:06:35.743
[gunshot]

01:06:39.743 --> 01:06:40.743
-Shit!
-They're right behind me!

01:06:42.743 --> 01:06:44.743
-Hurry up, buttcracks!
-Hey, look. It's that nerd.

01:06:44.743 --> 01:06:46.743
Ohhhh!

01:06:46.743 --> 01:06:49.743
-Oh-ho! Yeah!
-Who was that kid?

01:06:49.743 --> 01:06:51.743
Keith Nash. Punch it!

01:06:51.743 --> 01:06:54.743
-Oh! Oh! Oh!
-What happened? Who was that kid?

01:06:54.743 --> 01:06:56.743
[tyres screeching]

01:07:01.743 --> 01:07:03.743
-Get the car started!
-Yes, sir!

01:07:04.743 --> 01:07:06.743
Whoa, whoa. What's goin' on?
Did you guys get me some information?

01:07:07.743 --> 01:07:08.743
We saw it. We saw the alien.

01:07:08.743 --> 01:07:10.743
It was in the comic book shop.
Hideous! I think I shit my pants.

01:07:10.743 --> 01:07:13.743
I don't know what you guys
are talking about.

01:07:13.743 --> 01:07:14.743
OK. You know what?

01:07:14.743 --> 01:07:18.743
You know exactly what we're talking about.

01:07:18.743 --> 01:07:20.743
I'm sick and tired of being
in the dark on this--

01:07:20.743 --> 01:07:24.743
Hey. Where the fuck did he go?

01:07:24.743 --> 01:07:27.743
I got your door for you. I got mine.

01:07:27.743 --> 01:07:30.743
He went with those nerds.

01:07:30.743 --> 01:07:34.743
So, do... You want to follow us, big guy?

01:07:34.743 --> 01:07:36.743
-You kids are gonna go back to the base.
-Uh-huh.

01:07:36.743 --> 01:07:39.743
Daddy's gonna stick behind,
do a little adult work.

01:07:39.743 --> 01:07:40.743
Now tell me which way
the little green guy went.

01:07:41.743 --> 01:07:43.743
North-North... Northeast Highway.
Northeast Highway.

01:07:43.743 --> 01:07:44.743
Straight home now.

01:07:48.743 --> 01:07:51.743
[Ruth] Sorry, guys. It's my dad!

01:07:51.743 --> 01:07:53.743
This guy doesn't quit.
You kind of have to respect it.

01:08:01.743 --> 01:08:03.743
-Oh, God, Graeme. Drive faster.
-Go away, Dad!

01:08:03.743 --> 01:08:05.743
-Clive, calm down.
-Those asshorns are gonna catch us!

01:08:05.743 --> 01:08:08.743
-I said calm down! Pull over!
-What do you mean, pull over?

01:08:08.743 --> 01:08:09.743
Pull over!

01:08:28.743 --> 01:08:31.743
All right. That's it.
This is too dangerous.

01:08:31.743 --> 01:08:33.743
I can make it on my own from here.

01:08:33.743 --> 01:08:35.743
-What do you mean?
-No. Graeme, you've done enough.

01:08:35.743 --> 01:08:38.743
I'll boost a car or something.
I can drive an automatic.

01:08:38.743 --> 01:08:39.743
You're a terrible driver.

01:08:39.743 --> 01:08:42.743
He's right, Paul.
You can't even drive a spaceship.

01:08:42.743 --> 01:08:44.743
I'm close now. I'll be fine.

01:08:44.743 --> 01:08:47.743
-But we've come all this way.
-Yeah. And at what cost, huh?

01:08:47.743 --> 01:08:50.743
I've shaken your faith.
I've almost gotten you guys killed.

01:08:51.743 --> 01:08:52.743
I just want to get home.

01:08:52.743 --> 01:08:54.743
You are going home.

01:08:54.743 --> 01:08:56.743
I think we've come too far
to let you do this alone.

01:08:56.743 --> 01:08:57.743
Yeah. What happened to BFFs?

01:08:58.743 --> 01:08:59.743
We are in this together, Paul.

01:08:59.743 --> 01:09:02.743
You bet your hairy love eggs we are.

01:09:02.743 --> 01:09:04.743
The last 72 hours
have been the ride of my life,

01:09:04.743 --> 01:09:07.743
and I'm fucked
if I'm getting off this bus now.

01:09:07.743 --> 01:09:08.743
-Yeah, me too.
-And me.

01:09:09.743 --> 01:09:10.743
Well, that settles it.

01:09:10.743 --> 01:09:12.743
We're all fucked.

01:09:14.743 --> 01:09:16.743
Thank you guys so much.

01:09:16.743 --> 01:09:17.743
If you're absolutely sure,

01:09:17.743 --> 01:09:20.743
there is a little something
you can do for me.

01:09:24.743 --> 01:09:27.743
["Close Encounters Of The Third Kind"
tune from game]

01:09:27.743 --> 01:09:30.743
[chuckles] Seems rather fitting.

01:09:30.743 --> 01:09:31.743
Hmm.

01:09:34.743 --> 01:09:36.743
-That wasn't difficult, was it?
-No. Not at all.

01:09:37.743 --> 01:09:39.743
-Hello.
-Hello.

01:09:39.743 --> 01:09:41.743
That'll be $299.99, plus tax.

01:09:41.743 --> 01:09:45.743
-Hmm. Same as the sword.
-[laughs]

01:09:47.743 --> 01:09:50.743
-[Paul] Look. They're running.
-[Ruth] Holy shit! Get the door!

01:09:50.743 --> 01:09:51.743
Oh, shit. Can you drive this thing?

01:09:51.743 --> 01:09:54.743
-Been driving these things my whole life.
-[engine starts]

01:09:54.743 --> 01:09:57.743
[Paul] Come on! Get in! Get in!

01:09:58.743 --> 01:10:00.743
-[panting]
-[Paul] Graceful.

01:10:05.743 --> 01:10:09.743
[woman on radio]<i> Zoil. Picked up a 911</i>
<i>outside of Prospect.</i>

01:10:09.743 --> 01:10:13.743
<i>A fireworks store just got ripped off
by two British nerds in an RV.</i>

01:10:13.743 --> 01:10:14.743
Son of a bitch!

01:10:14.743 --> 01:10:17.743
<i>According to local bacon,
they're on the 14, 40 miles west of you.</i>

01:10:18.743 --> 01:10:20.743
<i>Drive like a man,
you'll catch up to them in 30.</i>

01:10:20.743 --> 01:10:23.743
<i>Cops are standing down.
You better spin your ass around.</i>

01:10:23.743 --> 01:10:24.743
Roger that!

01:10:28.743 --> 01:10:31.743
[woman on radio]
<i>Don't make me come out there.</i>

01:10:31.743 --> 01:10:35.743
<i>I'm guest of honor at the governor's ball
tonight. I'm dressed up real nice.</i>

01:10:35.743 --> 01:10:37.743
Where the hell does this 14 go anyway?

01:10:37.743 --> 01:10:38.743
<i>You tell me.</i>

01:10:38.743 --> 01:10:41.743
I don't know. You got Thermopolis.
You got Lytle Creek.

01:10:41.743 --> 01:10:45.743
[woman]<i> Holy shit. More crops on the 14.</i>

01:10:45.743 --> 01:10:49.743
-[Zoil]<i> You don't think uh...?</i>
-[woman]<i> Son of a bitch is going back.</i>

01:10:49.743 --> 01:10:52.743
<i>He's gonna try and make contact.
We got him, Zoil.</i>

01:10:52.743 --> 01:10:53.743
<i>Bring me back my space monkey,</i>

01:10:53.743 --> 01:10:57.743
<i>and I guarantee you level five
clearance and all the perks.</i>

01:10:57.743 --> 01:10:59.743
[Zoil]<i> Great. Better parking space</i>
<i>would be good.</i>

01:10:59.743 --> 01:11:02.743
I don't know, man. I don't know.
He looked awful mad.

01:11:02.743 --> 01:11:04.743
Fuck him. He's a dinosaur.

01:11:04.743 --> 01:11:06.743
It's time for some new blood.

01:11:14.743 --> 01:11:17.743
-OK. We're nearly there.
-This is where we've been heading?

01:11:17.743 --> 01:11:20.743
No. I just need
to make a little stop first, OK?

01:11:20.743 --> 01:11:23.743
Do you think we've really got time
to be making little stops, Paul?

01:11:23.743 --> 01:11:25.743
This is something I really have to do.

01:11:26.743 --> 01:11:27.743
[Paul] OK. Stop here. This is good.

01:11:28.743 --> 01:11:29.743
This is close enough.

01:11:30.743 --> 01:11:32.743
[Paul groans]

01:11:33.743 --> 01:11:36.743
-Well, shouldn't we park a bit closer?
-No.

01:11:37.743 --> 01:11:39.743
-We don't want to scare her.
-Scare who?

01:11:42.743 --> 01:11:44.743
-[Graeme] You knock.
-[Clive]<i> You</i> knock.

01:11:44.743 --> 01:11:45.743
I always knock.

01:11:45.743 --> 01:11:46.743
[woman] Who's there?

01:11:47.743 --> 01:11:50.743
Um... Is... Is that Tara Wilton?

01:11:50.743 --> 01:11:53.743
-Leave me alone.
-[clears throat]

01:11:55.743 --> 01:11:57.743
Ms Wilton, my name is Clive Gollings.

01:11:57.743 --> 01:12:00.743
I'm here with my friend Mr Graeme Willy.

01:12:00.743 --> 01:12:02.743
[lock unlatches]

01:12:04.743 --> 01:12:06.743
And what do you want?

01:12:07.743 --> 01:12:12.743
We're here with the alien
that killed your dog 60 years ago.

01:12:16.743 --> 01:12:18.743
-Let's go. Let's just go.
-[door opens]

01:12:18.743 --> 01:12:21.743
What is this? Some kind of a joke?

01:12:24.743 --> 01:12:26.743
Hey, Tara.

01:12:28.743 --> 01:12:31.743
[gasps] You!

01:12:31.743 --> 01:12:33.743
[ticking]

01:12:38.743 --> 01:12:40.743
That's a very loud clock, isn't it?

01:12:40.743 --> 01:12:44.743
You have a nerve showing your face here
after all these years.

01:12:46.743 --> 01:12:49.743
-Maybe I should make some tea.
-I'll do it.

01:12:54.743 --> 01:12:55.743
[sighs] OK.

01:13:03.743 --> 01:13:04.743
Hmm.

01:13:04.743 --> 01:13:07.743
Uh, look, Tara, I--

01:13:07.743 --> 01:13:10.743
I only just stopped
believing in you, you know.

01:13:11.743 --> 01:13:14.743
I spent a very long time
trying to convince folks

01:13:14.743 --> 01:13:16.743
about what happened that night.

01:13:16.743 --> 01:13:18.743
Everyone said I was mad.

01:13:18.743 --> 01:13:23.743
They told me it was a meteor
that squashed little Paul.

01:13:23.743 --> 01:13:26.743
Said that I was concussed, hallucinating.

01:13:26.743 --> 01:13:27.743
But I knew you were real.

01:13:27.743 --> 01:13:31.743
I pulled you from that spaceship myself.

01:13:32.743 --> 01:13:33.743
I kept you warm and comfortable.

01:13:33.743 --> 01:13:37.743
I sat there with you
till the men came to take you away.

01:13:38.743 --> 01:13:40.743
When word got out about my story,

01:13:41.743 --> 01:13:46.743
kids used to come and throw stones
at the house, call me names.

01:13:47.743 --> 01:13:49.743
And I just hid myself away.

01:13:50.743 --> 01:13:52.743
[Tara cries]
I'd spend whole nights up there,

01:13:52.743 --> 01:13:56.743
just staring at the sky,
hoping that I'd catch a glimpse of you.

01:13:56.743 --> 01:13:58.743
And here you are.

01:14:00.743 --> 01:14:02.743
I'm sorry, you know.

01:14:02.743 --> 01:14:04.743
If I could have done it any other way, I--

01:14:05.743 --> 01:14:07.743
Oh, it's OK.

01:14:07.743 --> 01:14:11.743
You're real. That's all that matters.
[chuckles]

01:14:11.743 --> 01:14:12.743
-I was right.
-Mm-hm.

01:14:12.743 --> 01:14:15.743
And all those folks that said I was crazy?

01:14:15.743 --> 01:14:18.743
Well, they can all just go
fuck themselves.

01:14:18.743 --> 01:14:20.743
[chuckles]

01:14:20.743 --> 01:14:24.743
I brought something for you.
Thought you might want it back.

01:14:27.743 --> 01:14:28.743
Here you go.

01:14:29.743 --> 01:14:31.743
[gasps]

01:14:34.743 --> 01:14:37.743
Oh, thank you. [sobs]

01:14:39.743 --> 01:14:40.743
[Tara crying]

01:14:41.743 --> 01:14:42.743
[ringing]

01:14:45.743 --> 01:14:46.743
Now, who do you suppose that is?

01:14:47.743 --> 01:14:49.743
[Clive gasps] Whoa!

01:14:49.743 --> 01:14:52.743
-Where did that come from?
-Holy shit! It's them!

01:14:52.743 --> 01:14:54.743
-I'll take the front!
-[ringing]

01:14:54.743 --> 01:14:56.743
[yelps and coughs]

01:14:56.743 --> 01:14:59.743
What the fuck are you doing here?

01:14:59.743 --> 01:15:01.743
-Go! Go!
-[coughing]

01:15:01.743 --> 01:15:03.743
-[all coughing]
-Go on.

01:15:06.743 --> 01:15:08.743
Haggard! [groans]

01:15:08.743 --> 01:15:09.743
-[Haggard] Alien!
-No, Paul!

01:15:11.743 --> 01:15:13.743
-[explosion]
-[shouting]

01:15:16.743 --> 01:15:19.743
[grunting, panting]

01:15:21.743 --> 01:15:24.743
Shit! Haggard! Where's the party, man?

01:15:24.743 --> 01:15:26.743
There's no-one in this place!
Come on, buddy. Help me out.

01:15:26.743 --> 01:15:27.743
Oh, fuck!

01:15:27.743 --> 01:15:29.743
[grunts]

01:15:29.743 --> 01:15:31.743
-Freeze, motherfucker!
-Ah. So weak.

01:15:31.743 --> 01:15:32.743
Give me the alien!

01:15:34.743 --> 01:15:35.743
-Give me...
-[clattering]

01:15:35.743 --> 01:15:37.743
-Give me the fucking alien!
-No.

01:15:37.743 --> 01:15:38.743
Ow! Fuck. Watch it.

01:15:38.743 --> 01:15:39.743
Give me the alien!

01:15:39.743 --> 01:15:42.743
-[Paul groans]
-Get your own alien.

01:15:42.743 --> 01:15:43.743
[screaming]

01:15:44.743 --> 01:15:46.743
[screams]

01:15:46.743 --> 01:15:48.743
[groaning, grunting]

01:15:49.743 --> 01:15:53.743
[grunts] Thank you, Clive!
Is Tara with us? Tara!

01:15:53.743 --> 01:15:55.743
Come this way! Follow us!

01:15:55.743 --> 01:15:58.743
-Oh, man-balls! It's my dad!
-[Paul] Are you OK?

01:15:58.743 --> 01:16:01.743
-Am I heavy?
-I told you it's not fat. It's power!

01:16:03.743 --> 01:16:05.743
Oh, great.

01:16:08.743 --> 01:16:10.743
-[rifle cocks]
-[groans]

01:16:10.743 --> 01:16:12.743
I told you we should've parked closer!

01:16:12.743 --> 01:16:13.743
-[gunshots]
-[all shouting]

01:16:14.743 --> 01:16:16.743
Holster that. They're mine!

01:16:16.743 --> 01:16:19.743
-Consider that a warning!
-You crazy bastard!

01:16:21.743 --> 01:16:23.743
I got you, you little space freak.

01:16:23.743 --> 01:16:26.743
-Ruth! Get back here!
-Just go home!

01:16:30.743 --> 01:16:32.743
-I got you, sucker.
-[gas hissing]

01:16:32.743 --> 01:16:34.743
Coming, ready or not.

01:16:38.743 --> 01:16:40.743
[grunts]

01:16:40.743 --> 01:16:42.743
[screams]

01:16:42.743 --> 01:16:44.743
[Clive] Oh, fuck.

01:16:51.743 --> 01:16:52.743
[coughs]

01:16:52.743 --> 01:16:53.743
Papa!

01:16:53.743 --> 01:16:54.743
-Ruth, wait!
-Wait!

01:16:55.743 --> 01:16:56.743
Papa!

01:16:56.743 --> 01:16:59.743
-Papa!
-[Clive] Ow!

01:16:59.743 --> 01:17:02.743
-[groaning]
-It's OK. He's alive. He's OK!

01:17:02.743 --> 01:17:03.743
-[panting]
-He's all right!

01:17:03.743 --> 01:17:05.743
-Go, Clive, go!
-Wait for me!

01:17:05.743 --> 01:17:08.743
-You're OK. Wait here.
-Thank you. I'm OK.

01:17:08.743 --> 01:17:10.743
[coughing]

01:17:10.743 --> 01:17:12.743
-[groans]
-[gunshots]

01:17:12.743 --> 01:17:13.743
[yelps]

01:17:16.743 --> 01:17:17.743
Graeme!

01:17:18.743 --> 01:17:20.743
[coughing]

01:17:22.743 --> 01:17:23.743
Ruth! Drive!

01:17:26.743 --> 01:17:27.743
[Clive] Come on, Graeme!

01:17:29.743 --> 01:17:30.743
Don't leave me!

01:17:32.743 --> 01:17:34.743
[grunts]

01:17:35.743 --> 01:17:39.743
-[both grunt]
-Never.

01:17:40.743 --> 01:17:41.743
Graeme, you scared the shit out of me.

01:17:42.743 --> 01:17:43.743
Ruth, why aren't you driving?

01:17:43.743 --> 01:17:45.743
I told you. It's easy!

01:17:45.743 --> 01:17:48.743
[all screaming]

01:17:48.743 --> 01:17:49.743
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

01:17:51.743 --> 01:17:53.743
Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it!

01:17:53.743 --> 01:17:56.743
Shit! Shit! Shit! Road! OK.

01:17:57.743 --> 01:17:59.743
[Paul] Small corrections.
Small corrections.

01:18:01.743 --> 01:18:04.743
Oh! My weed!

01:18:04.743 --> 01:18:07.743
Oh! [cries]

01:18:10.743 --> 01:18:11.743
[engine revving]

01:18:16.743 --> 01:18:18.743
[gunshot]

01:18:22.743 --> 01:18:23.743
[clicks]

01:18:24.743 --> 01:18:28.743
Motherfuckin', titty-sucking,
two-balled bitch!

01:18:36.743 --> 01:18:38.743
[woman]<i> Zoil, progress report.</i>

01:18:39.743 --> 01:18:41.743
This is Haggard, sir!

01:18:41.743 --> 01:18:43.743
Agent Zoil is no longer in command!

01:18:43.743 --> 01:18:46.743
<i>I don't give a shit who's in command.
Where the fuck are they?</i>

01:18:46.743 --> 01:18:49.743
Just ahead of me,
heading east towards Lytle Creek.

01:18:49.743 --> 01:18:52.743
<i>I don't wanna hear from anybody
until that cocksucker is dead! Get me?</i>

01:18:52.743 --> 01:18:55.743
Yes, sir. Ma'am.

01:19:01.743 --> 01:19:03.743
Goddamnit!

01:19:07.743 --> 01:19:10.743
This is official government business!

01:19:10.743 --> 01:19:13.743
Stand down,
or I am authorized to use deadly force!

01:19:13.743 --> 01:19:16.743
That thing has my daughter!

01:19:16.743 --> 01:19:17.743
This isn't your mission!

01:19:17.743 --> 01:19:20.743
I'm on a mission from God!

01:19:20.743 --> 01:19:22.743
-Tell him you failed!

01:19:22.743 --> 01:19:23.743
[groans]

01:19:36.743 --> 01:19:38.743
Shit! We got company.

01:19:45.743 --> 01:19:49.743
-He's trying to overtake us!
-Don't let him get past!

01:19:49.743 --> 01:19:50.743
-Should I ram him?
-What about the deposit?

01:19:51.743 --> 01:19:54.743
-Fuck the deposit.
-[Paul] Ah, you're crazy!

01:19:54.743 --> 01:19:55.743
[screams]

01:20:03.743 --> 01:20:05.743
-[grunts]
-Oh!

01:20:10.743 --> 01:20:13.743
-Oh, fuck. Come on!
-Smile, you son of a bitch!

01:20:14.743 --> 01:20:16.743
Eyes forward, butt-horn.

01:20:16.743 --> 01:20:18.743
[screaming]

01:20:21.743 --> 01:20:22.743
[Haggard screaming]

01:20:26.743 --> 01:20:28.743
Do you think he'll be OK?

01:20:28.743 --> 01:20:29.743
Yeah, he'll be fine.

01:20:32.743 --> 01:20:34.743
[gasps] Mmm.

01:20:39.743 --> 01:20:40.743
-[woman on radio]<i> Haggard.</i>
-Zoil.

01:20:40.743 --> 01:20:42.743
<i>Where are the other two?</i>

01:20:42.743 --> 01:20:44.743
One crashed and burned,
the other just burned.

01:20:44.743 --> 01:20:47.743
<i>Jesus Christ!
This has been one fuck-up after another.</i>

01:20:47.743 --> 01:20:49.743
<i>I should have handled this myself.</i>

01:20:49.743 --> 01:20:51.743
I am very close. You give me one hour.

01:20:51.743 --> 01:20:54.743
<i>An hour? I'll be eating canapés
with the governor in an hour.</i>

01:20:55.743 --> 01:20:57.743
<i>-I need this wrapped up now!</i>
-No, no. They're mine, damnit.

01:20:57.743 --> 01:20:59.743
I'm gonna finish this once and for all.

01:20:59.743 --> 01:21:01.743
<i>Too late, Zoil. I'm bringing in the big...</i>

01:21:01.743 --> 01:21:05.743
-[gunshot]
-Boring conversation anyway.

01:21:07.743 --> 01:21:08.743
[sighs]

01:21:10.743 --> 01:21:14.743
Fare thee well, my friend.
You were a faithful and mighty steed.

01:21:14.743 --> 01:21:17.743
-I can't believe she's gone.
-Ain't that a bag of tits.

01:21:17.743 --> 01:21:19.743
Oh. What'll we do now, Paul?

01:21:20.743 --> 01:21:22.743
Paul?

01:21:22.743 --> 01:21:24.743
[Graeme] Paul, where you going?

01:21:35.743 --> 01:21:37.743
[Paul] See? What did I tell you, fellas?

01:21:37.743 --> 01:21:39.743
-You'd know it when you saw it.

01:21:39.743 --> 01:21:41.743
[both laugh]

01:21:42.743 --> 01:21:44.743
[both] Of course.

01:21:54.743 --> 01:21:57.743
Ah. Right. Shoots flaming balls.

01:21:57.743 --> 01:21:59.743
[both] Ooh!

01:21:59.743 --> 01:22:02.743
-Can you just light the fuckin' thing?
-Fireworks are not toys, Paul.

01:22:02.743 --> 01:22:04.743
What is the suggested safe distance?

01:22:04.743 --> 01:22:06.743
-[Paul groans]
-Right. Um...

01:22:06.743 --> 01:22:07.743
500 feet.

01:22:07.743 --> 01:22:10.743
That will put us behind the tree line.
We won't enjoy the full effect.

01:22:10.743 --> 01:22:12.743
-That's true, actually--
-Hey! What the...?

01:22:12.743 --> 01:22:14.743
[Paul laughs] Now you're running, huh?

01:22:14.743 --> 01:22:16.743
[Graeme] That's not funny.
That's dangerous.

01:22:16.743 --> 01:22:18.743
-[explosion]
-[all gasp]

01:22:22.743 --> 01:22:23.743
Wow.

01:22:25.743 --> 01:22:27.743
[all gasp]

01:22:42.743 --> 01:22:45.743
[firework whistling]

01:22:45.743 --> 01:22:48.743
[fireworks exploding]

01:22:48.743 --> 01:22:50.743
-Wow.
-What now?

01:22:51.743 --> 01:22:53.743
We wait.

01:23:02.743 --> 01:23:03.743
[Clive laughs] Whoa!

01:23:03.743 --> 01:23:05.743
-That's amazing.
-[Ruth] Thank you.

01:23:05.743 --> 01:23:07.743
-[Paul] Not bad.
-That's three times you've done that now.

01:23:07.743 --> 01:23:09.743
-[trees rustling]
-[Clive] I never met anyone--

01:23:09.743 --> 01:23:12.743
[signal echoing]

01:23:15.743 --> 01:23:16.743
[sighs]

01:23:39.743 --> 01:23:40.743
Oh, no, you don't.

01:23:44.743 --> 01:23:46.743
Wait a minute.

01:23:46.743 --> 01:23:47.743
[blades whirring]

01:23:55.743 --> 01:23:58.743
[woman on speaker]<i> Stay where you are,</i>
<i>you little green bastard!</i>

01:24:20.743 --> 01:24:22.743
It's the Big Guy.

01:24:25.743 --> 01:24:26.743
Well, what do you know?

01:24:26.743 --> 01:24:28.743
Small world!

01:24:29.743 --> 01:24:31.743
Paul!

01:24:31.743 --> 01:24:33.743
Zoil?!

01:24:37.743 --> 01:24:42.743
-[screaming]
-[all gasping]

01:24:45.743 --> 01:24:46.743
-Get down!
-[yelps]

01:24:53.743 --> 01:24:55.743
[whimpers]

01:24:57.743 --> 01:24:59.743
Agh! [groans]

01:24:59.743 --> 01:25:02.743
Don't fucking move!

01:25:03.743 --> 01:25:07.743
Ju... J... OK. Everyone be cool.
Everyone just be cool.

01:25:07.743 --> 01:25:09.743
I gotta say, I'm a little hurt,
Agent Zoil.

01:25:09.743 --> 01:25:11.743
He introduced me to my wife.
He's my friend.

01:25:11.743 --> 01:25:15.743
You stupid son of a bitch.
You could've been where I am in 15 years.

01:25:15.743 --> 01:25:18.743
-I don't wanna be where you are.
-Too bad.

01:25:18.743 --> 01:25:21.743
-Let's go, Mork.
-Don't call me Mork.

01:25:21.743 --> 01:25:23.743
-No.
-[Paul] Guys, you don't have to do this.

01:25:23.743 --> 01:25:25.743
No. He's going nowhere.

01:25:25.743 --> 01:25:27.743
[laughs] Can it, nerds.

01:25:28.743 --> 01:25:31.743
What do you think you can
possibly bring to the table

01:25:31.743 --> 01:25:32.743
at this point in the game?

01:25:34.743 --> 01:25:36.743
Blind fury.

01:25:37.743 --> 01:25:38.743
[grunts, gasps]

01:25:38.743 --> 01:25:41.743
-Oh.
-False economy. I told you.

01:25:41.743 --> 01:25:44.743
Step aside, fag.

01:25:44.743 --> 01:25:49.743
[speaks alien language]

01:25:50.743 --> 01:25:54.743
-[grunts]
-[Paul] Oh! Dude! Insane!

01:25:54.743 --> 01:25:55.743
[grunting]

01:25:57.743 --> 01:25:58.743
-[Ruth] Leave him alone!
-[gasps]

01:26:01.743 --> 01:26:03.743
[shouts]

01:26:03.743 --> 01:26:05.743
Oh!

01:26:05.743 --> 01:26:07.743
-[crunches]
-Ow!

01:26:07.743 --> 01:26:09.743
Ow! [grunts]

01:26:09.743 --> 01:26:11.743
[screams]

01:26:11.743 --> 01:26:12.743
[grunting, whimpering]

01:26:12.743 --> 01:26:15.743
[Ruth screams and grunts]

01:26:15.743 --> 01:26:18.743
-[Graeme] Ruth!
-Get away from her, you bitch!

01:26:18.743 --> 01:26:20.743
-[grunts]
-Ow!

01:26:21.743 --> 01:26:23.743
[groaning]

01:26:24.743 --> 01:26:26.743
Zoil. You OK, man?

01:26:27.743 --> 01:26:28.743
So much for the plan, huh?

01:26:28.743 --> 01:26:30.743
I know, right?

01:26:30.743 --> 01:26:32.743
I'm sorry I zapped you at the farmhouse.

01:26:32.743 --> 01:26:35.743
That's OK. Sorry I wasn't there
to meet you outside the base.

01:26:35.743 --> 01:26:38.743
By the time I got there, you'd gone.
But I see you got yourself a plan B.

01:26:39.743 --> 01:26:41.743
[Paul] Did I ever. These are my friends.

01:26:41.743 --> 01:26:43.743
Hello. Pleasure to meet you boys.
You did a hell of a job.

01:26:44.743 --> 01:26:45.743
Thank you, Agent Zoil.

01:26:45.743 --> 01:26:47.743
Please call me Lorenzo.

01:26:47.743 --> 01:26:49.743
[both] Lorenzo Zoil?

01:26:49.743 --> 01:26:51.743
That's right.

01:26:53.743 --> 01:26:54.743
[Mr Buggs] Ruth!

01:26:55.743 --> 01:26:56.743
Papa?

01:27:00.743 --> 01:27:01.743
Paul!

01:27:05.743 --> 01:27:06.743
[gasps]

01:27:06.743 --> 01:27:08.743
That was close.

01:27:14.743 --> 01:27:15.743
Oh, my.

01:27:17.743 --> 01:27:18.743
No!

01:27:19.743 --> 01:27:21.743
Oh, God, Graeme! Graeme!

01:27:22.743 --> 01:27:24.743
-I never meant to--
-Put the gun down, Mr Buggs.

01:27:25.743 --> 01:27:26.743
Drop the fucking gun, Dad!

01:27:26.743 --> 01:27:31.743
[Graeme crying]
Oh, no! I really liked this T-shirt.

01:27:31.743 --> 01:27:34.743
[ Clive ] This is all my fault.
We should never have come on holiday.

01:27:34.743 --> 01:27:37.743
No, no, no. It's... It's fine.
It's fine, Clive.

01:27:37.743 --> 01:27:41.743
-We've had a good time, haven't we?
-Yeah. But you got shot.

01:27:42.743 --> 01:27:43.743
[Graeme groaning]

01:27:43.743 --> 01:27:45.743
Yeah, I know,
but I can honestly say, Clive,

01:27:45.743 --> 01:27:47.743
this is the most fun I have ever had.

01:27:47.743 --> 01:27:50.743
[gasps, exhales]

01:27:51.743 --> 01:27:53.743
[sniffling]

01:27:53.743 --> 01:27:55.743
Graeme?

01:27:56.743 --> 01:27:57.743
[sobs]

01:28:01.743 --> 01:28:02.743
Graeme?

01:28:02.743 --> 01:28:04.743
[crying] Graeme?

01:28:09.743 --> 01:28:11.743
I've gotta try, right?

01:28:13.743 --> 01:28:15.743
Yeah.

01:28:15.743 --> 01:28:16.743
No, no.

01:28:17.743 --> 01:28:19.743
[Clive crying]

01:28:20.743 --> 01:28:23.743
[Zoil] Paul? Think about this.

01:28:25.743 --> 01:28:26.743
[low grunting]

01:28:30.743 --> 01:28:31.743
[strained grunting]

01:28:37.743 --> 01:28:39.743
[grunting continues]

01:28:40.743 --> 01:28:42.743
[Ruth murmuring]

01:28:43.743 --> 01:28:46.743
[painful grunting]

01:28:47.743 --> 01:28:49.743
[shouting]

01:28:53.743 --> 01:28:54.743
[shouting]

01:28:57.743 --> 01:28:58.743
[Paul grunting]

01:29:01.743 --> 01:29:03.743
[Paul shouting]

01:29:11.743 --> 01:29:12.743
[gasps and coughs]

01:29:12.743 --> 01:29:13.743
Paul!

01:29:14.743 --> 01:29:15.743
Oh.

01:29:18.743 --> 01:29:20.743
Paul?

01:29:27.743 --> 01:29:28.743
[gasps]

01:29:33.743 --> 01:29:36.743
-[gags and groans]
-[sighs]

01:29:36.743 --> 01:29:37.743
[Paul groaning]

01:29:38.743 --> 01:29:41.743
Well, that sucked.
I don't even get to eat him.

01:29:41.743 --> 01:29:43.743
[laughs]

01:29:47.743 --> 01:29:49.743
Wasn't that really, really dangerous?

01:29:49.743 --> 01:29:54.743
Sometimes you just gotta roll the dice.

01:29:54.743 --> 01:29:57.743
It's a miracle! [laughs]

01:29:58.743 --> 01:30:02.743
The Lord has delivered his healing hand!

01:30:02.743 --> 01:30:04.743
Can't win with these people.

01:30:08.743 --> 01:30:11.743
Sorry you got killed by my dad.

01:30:11.743 --> 01:30:12.743
That's... That's fine.

01:30:13.743 --> 01:30:15.743
Do you wanna try that kiss again?

01:30:15.743 --> 01:30:17.743
Fuck yeah.

01:30:23.743 --> 01:30:24.743
Huh?

01:30:27.743 --> 01:30:29.743
[woman clears throat]

01:30:33.743 --> 01:30:34.743
Well, ain't this--

01:30:34.743 --> 01:30:37.743
Whoa!

01:30:38.743 --> 01:30:41.743
I changed my mind. That is Jenga.

01:30:47.743 --> 01:30:49.743
[speaking alien language]

01:30:52.743 --> 01:30:54.743
[alien language continues]

01:31:04.743 --> 01:31:05.743
[shutter clicks]

01:31:05.743 --> 01:31:08.743
-[Ruth] Oh, that's good.
-This is a nice one of you.

01:31:08.743 --> 01:31:09.743
Thank you.

01:31:10.743 --> 01:31:11.743
Look, Mr Buggs.

01:31:11.743 --> 01:31:13.743
-It's been a hell of a ride, huh?
-[chuckles]

01:31:13.743 --> 01:31:14.743
Sorry I frightened the shit out of you.

01:31:15.743 --> 01:31:18.743
You didn't frighten me. You freed me.

01:31:19.743 --> 01:31:20.743
I'm glad.

01:31:21.743 --> 01:31:25.743
Hmm. That's nice. Thanks.

01:31:30.743 --> 01:31:31.743
Hey. Take care of her, big man.

01:31:31.743 --> 01:31:34.743
Oh, I will, sir. And God be with you.

01:31:34.743 --> 01:31:37.743
Yeah. Whatever, dude. Sure.

01:31:41.743 --> 01:31:43.743
Say bye to Karen for me.

01:31:44.743 --> 01:31:46.743
Safe trip, Short Round.

01:31:46.743 --> 01:31:48.743
Thanks.

01:31:57.743 --> 01:32:00.743
-Oh, you're coming with me.
-What?

01:32:01.743 --> 01:32:03.743
I ruined your life, Tara.

01:32:03.743 --> 01:32:05.743
I think it's only right
I give you a new one.

01:32:06.743 --> 01:32:07.743
Huh.

01:32:08.743 --> 01:32:10.743
I don't have my toothbrush.

01:32:10.743 --> 01:32:14.743
Baby, where we're going,
you don't need teeth.

01:32:20.743 --> 01:32:23.743
[Paul] That's right. Right on.
Get in there, girl.

01:32:23.743 --> 01:32:27.743
Yeah. She's cool. She's with me.
Let her in. Yeah. No.

01:32:27.743 --> 01:32:29.743
[speaking alien language]

01:32:32.743 --> 01:32:33.743
Gentlemen.

01:32:33.743 --> 01:32:36.743
[exhales] I, um-- I meant to ask.

01:32:36.743 --> 01:32:38.743
What did you think of the book?

01:32:38.743 --> 01:32:41.743
Oh, no. I liked it.
Actually, I really liked it.

01:32:41.743 --> 01:32:44.743
There's lot of good... ideas in it.

01:32:44.743 --> 01:32:47.743
I kind of found it hard to finish,
to be honest.

01:32:47.743 --> 01:32:50.743
Yeah. Yeah, me too. [chuckles]

01:32:50.743 --> 01:32:52.743
Keep it for the journey home, if you like.

01:32:52.743 --> 01:32:53.743
Oh, yeah. No, definitely.

01:32:56.743 --> 01:32:57.743
Three tits. Awesome.

01:32:59.743 --> 01:33:03.743
Well, safe to say we've all
learned something from this.

01:33:03.743 --> 01:33:06.743
Be yourselves, speak from your heart.
Some shit like that. I don't know.

01:33:06.743 --> 01:33:09.743
Yeah. You know, I certainly feel
a bit different.

01:33:10.743 --> 01:33:11.743
And me.

01:33:12.743 --> 01:33:15.743
Thank you, guys.

01:33:15.743 --> 01:33:17.743
No, thank you.

01:33:17.743 --> 01:33:18.743
Yeah. Thanks, Paul.

01:33:20.743 --> 01:33:21.743
Hugs?

01:33:21.743 --> 01:33:23.743
Come on!

01:33:27.743 --> 01:33:29.743
Clive, I can feel your boner.

01:33:29.743 --> 01:33:32.743
[all laugh]

01:33:36.743 --> 01:33:37.743
Till next time.

01:33:40.743 --> 01:33:42.743
[engine rumbling]

01:33:44.743 --> 01:33:47.743
-[Graeme] So cool, isn't it?
-[Clive] It's amazing!

01:33:50.743 --> 01:33:52.743
[Paul] Good-bye!

01:33:57.743 --> 01:33:59.743
[whirring]

01:34:13.743 --> 01:34:15.743
See ya!

01:34:15.743 --> 01:34:16.743
Good-bye!

01:34:23.743 --> 01:34:24.743
[engine powering down]

01:34:24.743 --> 01:34:27.743
This ship takes off very slowly.
It's a little awkward.

01:34:27.743 --> 01:34:29.743
Good-bye!

01:34:30.743 --> 01:34:32.743
[Paul] Can you guys take off any faster?
Come on!

01:35:20.743 --> 01:35:21.743
[Clive exhales]

01:35:22.743 --> 01:35:23.743
[sighs]

01:35:25.743 --> 01:35:26.743
That was good, wasn't it?

01:35:26.743 --> 01:35:28.743
[chuckles]

01:35:29.743 --> 01:35:31.743
["All Over The World" playing]

01:35:37.743 --> 01:35:40.743
<i>♪ Everybody all around the world ♪</i>

01:35:41.743 --> 01:35:44.743
<i>♪ Gotta tell you what I just heard ♪</i>

01:35:45.743 --> 01:35:50.743
<i>♪ There's gonna be a party
All over the world... ♪</i>

01:35:52.743 --> 01:35:54.743
[ electronic alien language]

01:35:55.743 --> 01:35:56.743
Sorry. Who are you?

01:35:56.743 --> 01:35:58.743
Someone who loves you.

01:35:58.743 --> 01:36:02.743
Hey! I thought you were coming
as Wonder Woman today.

01:36:02.743 --> 01:36:07.743
<i>♪ I heard these voices
Calling all over the world... ♪</i>

01:36:07.743 --> 01:36:09.743
All right. Would you please welcome

01:36:09.743 --> 01:36:14.743
the team behind this year's
multi-Nebulon-award-winning best seller.

01:36:14.743 --> 01:36:16.743
<i>♪ Everybody got the word ♪</i>

01:36:16.743 --> 01:36:20.743
<i>♪ Everybody everywhere
Is gonna feel tonight... ♪</i>

01:36:20.743 --> 01:36:23.743
By the way, these are friends of mine.

01:36:23.743 --> 01:36:25.743
I'm very proud of you, Graeme.

01:36:25.743 --> 01:36:27.743
I'm very proud of you, Sausage.

01:36:27.743 --> 01:36:28.743
Come on.

01:36:28.743 --> 01:36:32.743
<i>♪ Everybody walking down the street ♪</i>

01:36:32.743 --> 01:36:35.743
<i>♪ Everybody moving to the beat ♪</i>

01:36:35.743 --> 01:36:38.743
<i>♪ We're gonna get hot Down in the USA... ♪</i>

01:36:38.743 --> 01:36:42.743
Pat Stevens?
Like, Pat Stevens from chapter one?

01:36:42.743 --> 01:36:43.743
The very same.

01:36:43.743 --> 01:36:45.743
You know, I always pictured you taller.

01:36:45.743 --> 01:36:48.743
-Well, you should see me standin' up.
-Oh, I'd like that.

01:36:48.743 --> 01:36:50.743
♪ Everybody come along with me ♪

01:36:51.743 --> 01:36:53.743
<i>♪ We're gonna hit the night ♪</i>

01:36:53.743 --> 01:36:56.743
<i>♪ Down in gay Paris ♪</i>

01:36:57.743 --> 01:37:00.743
I didn't realize you were so damn pretty.

01:37:00.743 --> 01:37:02.743
You should see me
out of these crazy clothes.

01:37:02.743 --> 01:37:03.743
I'd like that.

01:37:04.743 --> 01:37:06.743
<i>♪ Everybody got the word... ♪</i>

01:37:06.743 --> 01:37:08.743
No. I can't.

01:37:08.743 --> 01:37:11.743
<i>♪ Everybody everywhere
Is gonna feel tonight... ♪</i>

01:37:12.743 --> 01:37:15.743
I understand, apparently,
they are citing me

01:37:15.743 --> 01:37:17.743
as the... as the...

01:37:18.743 --> 01:37:19.743
Well, fuck. You know.

01:37:23.743 --> 01:37:27.743
Please welcome to the stage
Clive Gollings and Graeme Willy.

01:37:27.743 --> 01:37:28.743
Give it up.

01:37:28.743 --> 01:37:30.743
[crowd cheering]

01:37:30.743 --> 01:37:32.743
[both] Three, two, one.

01:37:34.743 --> 01:37:36.743
Congratulations. Congratulations.

01:37:37.743 --> 01:37:38.743
Yay!

01:37:38.743 --> 01:37:41.743
♪<i> Monte Carlo, Shard End ♪</i>

01:37:42.743 --> 01:37:45.743
<i>♪ All over the world ♪</i>

01:37:45.743 --> 01:37:49.743
<i>♪ Everybody got the word... ♪</i>

01:37:49.743 --> 01:37:52.743
Graeme! Clive! Whoo!

01:37:53.743 --> 01:37:54.743
I know those guys!

01:38:01.743 --> 01:38:05.743
<i>♪ Everybody all around the world ♪</i>

01:38:05.743 --> 01:38:08.743
<i>♪ Gotta tell you what I just heard ♪</i>

01:38:08.743 --> 01:38:11.743
<i>♪ Everybody walkin' down the street... ♪</i>

01:38:12.743 --> 01:38:13.743
-You!
-Hi.

01:38:13.743 --> 01:38:16.743
<i>♪ I know a place where we all can meet ♪</i>

01:38:16.743 --> 01:38:20.743
<i>♪ Everybody's gonna have a good time ♪</i>

01:38:20.743 --> 01:38:22.743
<i>♪ Everybody will shine ♪</i>

01:38:23.743 --> 01:38:24.743
<i>♪ Till the daylight ♪</i>

01:38:24.743 --> 01:38:28.743
<i>♪ All over the world ♪</i>

01:38:28.743 --> 01:38:32.743
<i>♪ Everybody got the word ♪</i>

01:38:32.743 --> 01:38:36.743
<i>♪ Everybody everywhere
Is gonna feel tonight ♪</i>

01:38:40.743 --> 01:38:43.743
<i>♪ All over the world ♪</i>

01:38:43.743 --> 01:38:47.743
<i>♪ Everybody got the word ♪</i>

01:38:47.743 --> 01:38:51.743
<i>♪ All over the world ♪</i>

01:38:51.743 --> 01:38:55.743
<i>♪ Everybody got the word
Word, word, word, word, word ♪</i>

01:38:55.743 --> 01:38:59.743
<i>♪ All over the world ♪</i>

01:38:59.743 --> 01:39:03.743
<i>♪ Everybody got the word ♪</i>

01:39:35.743 --> 01:39:39.743
<i>♪ Is this real or is it a dream? ♪</i>

01:39:39.743 --> 01:39:43.743
<i>♪ Is this real or is it a dream?
Oh, yeah ♪</i>

01:39:46.743 --> 01:39:48.743
<i>♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i>

01:39:50.743 --> 01:39:52.743
<i>♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i>

01:39:54.743 --> 01:39:57.743
<i>♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i>

01:39:59.743 --> 01:40:02.743
<i>♪ Is this real or is it a dream? ♪</i>

01:40:02.743 --> 01:40:06.743
<i>♪ Is this real or is it a dream?
Oh, yeah ♪</i>

01:40:06.743 --> 01:40:08.743
<i>♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i>

01:40:09.743 --> 01:40:16.743
<i>♪ Oh, yeah Oh, yeah ♪</i>